A husband and wife are arguing about the new upgraded and upsized stereo system installed in the living room. The words get quite heated, and there is developing a distinct chill in the air. Finally, the husband begs "Can you please just meet me half way on this?' "Sure" replies the wife. "Your place or mine?"
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"Short Fuse" brand audiophile fuses.
"Guaranteed to make you stomp your feet and curse."
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I like this humor from wife thread here Agon. The wife threaten the husband to leave him if he buy one more cd.Later the husband said sometimes he miss his wife.
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Two audiophiles are taking a bath. One says to the other, "Where's the soap?" The second audiophile replies, "Sure does."
Where's the soap? ...10% off at the Brokeback Mountain general store?
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S/he has a hissy fit.
It's always a he
He --> His --> Hissy --> Hissy fit (not herry fit)
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"Strong-Arm" brand tone arms - "You'll like them whether you want to or not."
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I have a friend that writes sings songs about sewing machines.
He's a singer/songwriter
Or sew it seams
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I’ve always liked one I saw years ago in Stereophile..
2 friends are discussing ones new speakers..So how do you like them one ask..The new owner replies,I don’t know,they haven’t been reviewed yet...
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Take my turntable.......please.
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@grislybutter....
You’re on.... ;)
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An audiophile is waiting for his turn behind the curtain at the Comedy Store.
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A CD transport and a streaming server were having an argument over which of them was better.
It was getting very heated until finally the server said to the transport, "Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!"
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mine would have been "none, they listened to the music with their eyes closed" but @rhg3 was/were way better
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It depends on how you define "change":
1. One to change the lightbulb.
2. A dozen to debate whether the new bulb affects the room's acoustics.
3. A few more to compare the warmth and brightness of the old bulb versus the new one.
4. Another group to insist that the lightbulb brand matters for optimal sound quality.
5. Finally, a couple to argue that only an incandescent bulb can produce the true vintage sound experience.
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how many audiophiles does it take to change a life bulb?
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A seasoned audiophile, an electrical engineer, and a strongly-opinionated hifi reviewer walk into a bar ...
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@aewarren +1
@grisslybutter You are correct!
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How do audiophiles congratulate one another?
They give each other hi-fi's.
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What did the source say to the system?
Playing through.
All the best,
Nonoise
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My dog seems to have lost his voice. He's a subwoofer
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What did the stylus say to the record?
Groovy baby, yeah!
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What did the amp say to the speaker?
Stop impeding me.
All the best,
Nonoise
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@edgyhassle good premise. I think Bose would also speak from the bottom of the pool while his lawyers would turn Klipsch upside down and shake him good to get all his valuables
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@jwillox you mean we would suck as entertainers?
NOOOOOOOO 
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@oldrooney The golden-eared audiophile is hard of hearing.
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@aewarren I don’t get the soap joke.
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Nobody here should quit their day jobs 😎
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@blackbag20
yes! YES! YES!!!!
thank you :)
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Two audiophiles are taking a bath. One says to the other, "Where's the soap?" The second audiophile replies, "Sure does."
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Duirng my most recent checkup at the Dr's office, I was told my blood pressure was too high and was instructed to stop watching cable news.
I cancelled my Audioquest newsletter.
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Paul Klipsch and Amar Bose see each other from a across the street in heaven. Paul with hands on each side of his mouth yells, "How you doing Amar?"
Amar with his hand 2" in front of his mouth responds, "Pretty good Paul".
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Thank goodness the equipment is okay.
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Two antennas met up on the roof, fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was terrific!
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I didn’t know my bass from my oboe until I became an audiophile.
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Audiophile #1: "Did you hear the sad news about Bob; he died of a sudden illness."
Audiophile #2: That's so sad. What did he have?"
Audiophile #1: Krell, Wilson, DCS, Transparent cables."
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What did the tweeter say to the woofer? Hey baby, I like that bottom end.
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@grislybutter ....
I have laughed at several of your posts ... keep the faith!
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What do you call an audio forum moderator?
Volume control.
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@grislybutter
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I honestly never had my jokes met with more awkward silence than on this forum. I gave up a long time ago.
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Audiophiles are like aging actors, they want the (sound)stage all to themselves.
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What do you call a dog that goes back and forth through the door all the time?
A woofer.
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What's the one advantage of blowing up your tweeter?
You get treble damages.
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