Humour

What do you call a dog that goes back and forth through the door all the time?

A woofer.

What's the one advantage of blowing up your tweeter?

You get treble damages.

A CD transport and a streaming server were having an argument over which of them was better.

It was getting very heated until finally the server said to the transport, "Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!"

Oh, that's cold.

"Strong-Arm" brand tone arms - "You'll like them whether you want to or not."

"Short Fuse" brand audiophile fuses.

"Guaranteed to make you stomp your feet and curse." 

A husband and wife are arguing about the new upgraded and upsized stereo system installed in the living room. The words get quite heated, and there is developing a distinct chill in the air. Finally, the husband begs "Can you please just meet me half way on this?' "Sure" replies the wife. "Your place or mine?"