Was anyone else caught out by this?

 That's why God made coffee, lol...

??? What was this about ???

I tried it on a white label promo copy of Laura Nyro's first album, "More Than A New Discovery" and I can report unequivocally that it sucks.

 Titanium Kniffle Rod-MKIII?

Sure does look like a tone arm.

I'm having mine shipped directly to Origin Live for mods.

DeKay

You've heard of vacuum tables to hold the record flat. Maybe this one applies vacuum from above to improve tracking?

I once saw an ad for a built-in wall oven that had controls on top. My eves saw a Pre-amp sitting on top of an Amplifier. "You know you're an Audiophile when you...".

TechDAS is now taking orders for tonearm bases to mount this bad boy on an Air Force turntable.

Dyson tonearms - works through dust and dirt, cleans during use

My wife uses it everyday.  As Andy Devine, Andy's Gang, would say, "Plunk your magic twanger froggy!".

Square platter. Interesting.

Don't bother. I hear it sucks.

Anti-skate is a critical element here.  As in, DON’T wear roller skates while using.

It's PRIME DAY!!!!!!   I'm ordering 2

It's PRIME DAY!!!  I'm getting 2

it's prime day

I get so excited about Prime Day. Come on everybody

I use a Roomba. 

I use a Roomba. 

OP

I own one, and I saw a tonearm (I own 5 of them)

Just proof we see what we expect to see, and let this caution us all, we hear what we expect to hear.

germay

Plunk, or Pluck?

First cordless tone arm - a real breakthrough! 

@tony1954 

Good one. 

lol