That's interesting. I do find it hard to believe a friend was willing to build an exact duplicate listening room though. Good friend!
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Alright. Now I'm going to give a TEASE for MY New Product +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ArteTweeks Presents ArtePaper Decades of research has gone into this new breathtaking tweak which opens up the sound stage, and places the instruments in their proper place within the sound stage. There will also be a better isolation between the instruments. Scientists have long known that the anus is badly misshaped and deformed after defecation. This is not a permanent deformation. However it does take anywhere from 12 to 16 hrs to come back into its proper form. At face value, this would not seem to be problematic. However, scientists have recently discovered a link between the deformed anus and the eardrum. It seems that when the anus is in this deformed position, that the eardrum which is a thin membrane , also becomes deformed... |
@artemus_5 to funny. @thecarpathian oh you have lots of time left on the clock. |
I hate RC. I was thinking of Room Correction, but you can make what you want of it. |
So… In essence, one would also be led to consider that added particles of one medium or another might actually “color” the sound in some interesting ways? Maybe in the manner that tube rolling can render some major differences in stage and tonality.
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Misshaped eardrums caused by a misshaped anus...*long stare into the middle distance* *sigh* Up to now, the only cause is by having one’s entire head involved, the former into the latter....which promoted higher than normal dB levels, which triggered liquification of the contents of the GI tract ... Which generally caused a rather explosive episode...and I’ll let y’all draw whatever conclusion about the concussions caused....😏 Obviously, one could consider that this is what befell our friend, the celebrated Mr. K, who we all rally ’round when gifted by his company and enthralled by the insights involved. However, the experience seems to cause some a similar range of symptoms that relate to the whites of ones’ eyes turning brown, nostril blockage, and clenched lips.... Thanks, @artemus_5 ....a whole new set of (Covid?) ’long form’ backlash to try to ignore....😬 |
This Australian man came up with a foolproof methodology to determine if there are sharks in the water of any beach you were about to swim in. Scientists were dumbfounded at the elegance and simplicity of his method and could not dispute its effectiveness. Want to know what it was? . . . . . . You walk up to the water. Bend down and scoop up a little of the water. Put the water to your lips and taste it. If it tastes salty, there are sharks in the water.
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You got it man...works something like the "light gas rail gun" the military has. Oh wait, hydrogen is even lighter, except you'll always be thinking your listening to the finally of the 1812 overture.......DOH As an aside this guy is probably a dentist that's been huffing nitrous for years. Regards, barts |
Great comments! All I can is that the best sound I ever heard at a rock concert was the Dead @ SUNY Binghamton , NY in 1977 & even though I had already gone beyond my pot smoking days, the auditorium was full of a combo of I’ll guess 75% pot smoke, 15% cigarette smoke & 10% of who knows what smoke? of course there was no reference smoke free venue for comparison…….
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@barts whats wrong with a little N.2.O between listening friends? Yes he is a bit off.
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@ghdprentice , come on. You are too smart to be on this thread. |
@mijostyn 😊 Maybe not. I found myself astonished on how many JLo / Affleck marriage articles there were on Apple News… but I couldn’t not look. Maybe senility works in various ways.
Yeah, I can’t believe I watched to whole video. |
Again @ebm with his pearls of wisdom. (humor) I only posted this because I found it funny and there is no way anyone in their right mind would believe this. This guy is poking fun at the full spectrum of audiophile and reviewers. I don't think I misspelled anything here Roxy again humor. |
WTH??? Geez, I posted the whole ad about 10 yrs ago as a joke. That was back when mature people posted here. I’m not sure I want to even be in the company of those who have absolutely NO sense of humor. There are some sick puppies here who get offended Far too easy. I’m offended by YOU. But THAT doesn’t count apparently. Is there any MODERATOR who will give reason for the removal of a joke? HOW does the post break either rule?
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@artemus_5 I hear you. If you could not tell this entire video was joke 45 seconds into it you need to un-clutch yourself.
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@barts , That is what it is all about my friend, fun! |
Makes perfect sense now. I had always heard a noticeable improvement in my systems sound on rainy days. Knew I was not imagining things, because it was so obvious to my ears. Damp weather, high humidity must affect the air in my room in a positive way somehow. Removing dust microscopic particles maybe? I am going to look into an air purifier. mg16 |
It's amazing to me that supposedly intelligent persons are so Bigoted and appear to be the people that burned witches. There is NOTHING that suggests this example is not real. The people who cannot tell differences in changes like this, cables, fuses, power cords, etc should probably give up on "Audiophile" equipment. Your lacking in hearing is matched only by your ignorance. |
