The greatest tweak ever?

WTH??? Geez, I posted the whole ad about 10 yrs ago as a joke. That was back when mature people posted here. I’m not sure I want to even be in the company of those who have absolutely NO sense of humor. There are some sick puppies here who get offended Far too easy. I’m offended by YOU. But THAT doesn’t count apparently.

Is there any MODERATOR who will give reason for the removal of a joke?

HOW does the post break either rule?

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Decades of research has gone into this new breathtaking tweak which opens up the sound stage, and places the instruments in their proper place within the sound stage. There will also be a better isolation between the instruments.
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