Am I too big of a jerk,even for audiogon?


Let me explain. I have extremely high and very vague standards. I look down on everything, and I mean everything, never talking about specifics or my own point of reference. I’ve looked down not just on people and equipment but science and facts as well. They are far far beneath me.  It is all too much for me to explain, but I am sure you are all doing it wrong.  WRONG, with a bold, underlined and hooker-script WRONG font used here.

I start these crazy troll posts which are incredibly successful in nabbing a lot of the regulars in audiogon.

I should be very happy with myself, but sometimes I have to wonder if my level of jerk is too much for all of you too handle. I’m trying to blaze a path, but are you with me audiofools or not???
erik_squires
When I read the title of the post in my daily recap email, I expected the author to be millercarbon! lol
Erik, I’d love to be creating the questions for the ’debate’ (sic) tonight.

Just that....;)

No audience...just the cameras, the host, and the candid dates...

Real Reality.
@barts...Hey, straight from the GoogleMine, the essence of all whizdumb. *L*  And since the 'Z' is nowhere near the 'Y' in any of the keyboard layouts either...your thoughts are justified....

"Just the facts, mam'..."  or Sir...;)  I couldn't rationalize it, either...*shrug*

16khz...anyone entering this fray is subject to abuse...good natured, hopefully...;)  We all be jerks....we've all done 'It'.  How, and in what fashion...?  'Truth or Dare', like the lady said...*snicker*

nonoise...One could also have the 2 misbehaviourists just slap each other and move on....  Perfectly valid of late, I fear....:)  Esp. if one wears a mask, the other not....

dannad....Perfect. 👍👌  In or out of earphones....;)

glupson...oooh Kay....'more guitan' in Spanish with guitar misspelled? 
sdrawkcab doesn't fly...there's a Koran reference that seems 'out'...

...fries my little brain...yet again....*sigh* ;)


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All of this is kind of like that joke that goes:
Two behaviorists meet at a street corner and one says to the other.
"You're fine, how am I?"
If anyone seriously thinks Kenjit and I may be the same poster I am sure you are also an undecided voter.
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You might find yourself in fine company. 
Present company excepted, of course.
Erik,  Although I took your post as a parody, I'm thinkin' that you have now opened yourself up to being "jerked" on any subsequent thread!
Regards,
barts
QWERTZ ??

The Z and the Y aren't next to each other either...........

QWERTY


Just help me out here in responding: are you looking for love or confirmation of self-loathing?
  • AZERTY. 
  • QWERTZ.
  • Dvorak, (left or right handed versions).
  • Colemak.
  • Maltron. 
  • JCUKEN.
The 6 major keyboard layouts in use, none of which have 'C' & 'K' next to each other....

Evidence of an Alien keyboard hack....?  Or maybe something more sinister....🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️👀
Erik....🤨....you seem to be in an unusually good mood.  Not that I've any preternatural means of discerning your good/indifferent/bad ones, mind you.  Generally a source of 'even-tempered' advice and 'mho', only seeming 'testy' if some mental dwarf kicked your shins in some fashion.

So...the questions arise:

Did your Lotto #'s hit? (Best reason ever...👍)

An Rx for Zoloft that's working a little too well? (Understood; I'll split it with you....🤪)

An 'alternative' Rx, popular in CA, CO, OR, WA, and others...? (As above...👌)

Or a simple desire to test run Robin Williams' restate of A. Lincoln:

"You can fool some of the people some of the time, and (your 'big' *personal assesment*) the rest off."

(I'll be damned if I let the Mods jerk this post...*growl*)
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You help maintain the flow and the interaction. I've never seen you as jerky; contentious, maybe. But not a jerk.
Must been named after Erik the Red. He should be red with darn embarrassment after these threads of his!! 
Oops, and I DO know his.correct spelling. I can't even blame that on c and k being next to each other on keypad. Sorry OP
Erik's parents went to all the trouble of choosing the cooler spelling of his name (imo), and now all ya'll call him Eric. ;-)
Honestly Eric, I believe you suffer from multiple personality disorder, probably only two, which is known as split personality disorder.


Oh, hi George.


Bada bing!!!

I'm here all week folks, and remember to tip your waitress.
Honestly Eric, I believe you suffer from multiple personality disorder, probably only two, which is known as split personality disorder. I arrived at this conclusion, because seemingly both of your personalities are responding in this particular thread. You probably, perhaps unknowingly, argue between yourselves whom will post next. Good luck.
Even squires has existential breakdowns!


This implies prolonged periods of contentment and mental stability.  I don't have breakdowns, I was broken years ago and my pre-existing conditions made it too expensive to fix.

@erik_squires , if you can laugh through all of this, you are ok in my book.
Am I too big of a jerk, even for audiogon?

One day last week you weren’t. I think it was last week, might have been two weeks ago, hard to remember.  When it happens again we will let you know.

I can hear a fly pass gas at 100yds. 


I cannot, but I did once see a fly poop.  And that is the single most interesting fact about me.

(...ingesting the 'all in jest'.....)

Well...obviously you have a 'fan club' of sorts...
(...omg!  Even squires has existential breakdowns!  ohnoooo. *etc*)

...concerned about rocray now....must be insanely loud in his head, considering fly gas @ 100 yds.....

A passing diesel hitting the 'jake brake' must make his eyeballs vibrate...
Just don’t do the “which sounds better, amps with meters or amps without meters“, again. Please!



Are you kidding?  That was one of the most fun threads I ever started. :)  Of course I meant it tongue in cheek, but sharing the variety of strong reactions to this was a blast.
I have superhuman audiophile abilities. I can hear a fly pass gas at 100yds. 
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Sorry to burst your bubble,but you ain’t even in the top 10.  You’re going to have to really up your “jerk” game to make your way up there. 
erik squires

It may be the passing of member almarg, but this is the second (at least) "mea culpa" posting I have read this week. Erik, you're right, there are a lot of jerks on this forum, but I have never counted you among them. Believe me, I'd be happy to tell you if I thought you were.
Erik, in my experience you are nothing like a jerk.  Your posts are reasonable and helpful.  I look forward to reading what you have say.
Mho....
I suspect everyone that haunts this space enjoys music to whatever degree that consists of.  For some, just the 'event' of it, and the ability to do so in their own fashion and means.
Others may relish what I consider the 'esoteric'; the 'hunt' to be able to grasp the discrete nuance of their equipment to recreate a performance to the nth degree....
If being able to hear the 1st violinist breathe as well as play with 'brio', well....great.
Do so...let us know. *S*
Most of us fall somewhere in the Great Middle of the Audiophile Bell Curve. ;)

Wishing eternity on anyone is cruel enough, needlebrush.
As for L. Reed....the OP might like that.  Did you ask?
Hell, no.

The only way we as humans will experience eternity is through death.
That...happens eventually, anyway.
You get to 'go there' too.
Watch for what you wish on others... just saying....
I seriously doubt the OP enjoys music, unless he considers the sound of his voice as such. Perhaps he needs to be locked in an elevator alone listening to Lou Reed’s Metal Machine music for eternity. 
People need to get a life, work, volunteer, do something !!
Read enough to establish the futility of this post.
I value the OP because he starts interesting threads, and unlike some he can answer what others might perceive as a Dumb Question with succinct and non judgmental answers.
  It seems as though he might be having a crisis of confidence.  His subsequent posts In this thread quote only his detractors, not people who are supportive.  On lively threads if you stick your neck out there will be some return fire.  The OP seems bothered that there are times when he gets sparked up in a discussion that he makes some posts that he subsequently, upon reflection, wishes he hadn’t.
At least he recognizes this, and I remember several times when he later takes something back, and that’s cool.  The worst thing imo is when people refuse to admit error and double down on their original mistake.
I notice the real jerks have not posted to this thread.
Possibly because they cannot sell anything.
This is progress and very refreshing.
Long may it continue (he said, in hope and not expectation).
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If I'm not mistaken, only one side, just one, one and one only, has top people saying cast for the other side. This is not an accident, faulty reporting, covert action or 4 anonymous sources. What it is is highly unusual and very telling.

" I find it difficult to put up with all the lies and misdirection that will be thrown around by all sides in the next two months, so I tend to look at what the candidates have actually done/accomplished rather than what they say....which I mostly don't believe."

Perhaps look with a little more sagacity.