Protecting Equipment from Children


My grandchildren are visiting this weekend.  They love buttons, knobs and remote controls.  Is there a good way to protect my equipment from destructive little hands?

aeschwartz

Wish I could tell ya but my grands are no problem.

They stick to light switches and door knobs.

Maybe just keep your grills and dustcover on.

 

Speaker grill, hide remote..teach them to stay away and tell them why. When you explain to them reasons they might appreciate that more. Let them know the materials are delicate and made of slik and are very easily destroyed. Tell them it has to be thin and light to work and do it's design.

Also giving them a $20 bill to stay away will work best

Little ones, like puppies, need constant surveillance. It’s just the way it is. Then this cool little two letter word, universally known, works wonders. It’s NO. Firm but not harsh said with authority that conveys the seriousness of the moment. Boundaries seem to have been forgotten in todays world. Works with my grandkids, 2-6-8. Never an issue.

What everyone said above. Also push the speakers back
close to the wall and put a sheet or blanket over
everything else. 

 

Just like my pets who I dearly love. Whatever you have to do, don't let them anywhere near your system. No Excuses. Full Stop.

My dog and rabbit guard the stereo. If they can get past the dog they have to face the rabbit. Tough nut that Junior, he takes no crap from kids. 

ALL my kids learned OWIE!. That is an owie! When the kids don't learn I swat the parents. Teach your kids, PARENTS!

Like I tell the little DEMONS, I could have adopted, and still CAN!! :-) Now go ring that neighbor's doorbell and hide in the bushes. 

Let me get my Sony A99 this is a Sony moment coming up. CLICK!!!

Henry (the neighbor) answers the door in garters and a red corset. Sometimes he has his feathers on. CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK. He'll do a runway to the mail box if he's been drinkin'.
I just turn the stereo UP and play "She can leave her hat on" by Joe. Wish he'd shave those legs a little closer, back, head, arms. He's Greek, hairy little gomer!

I put my speakers close to and facing the wall. Found a child hiding behind it - hide and seek. No damage. The parents were another thing. Spilled hot tea on a wood surface and left to "potato chip" peel. Flushed an upstairs toilet, clogged, filled to the brim, flushed again. Ignored the mess until it started dripping on the ceiling below. Then "Not my fault" first words when we got home. You’re doomed. : )

"Anyone who hates kids and dogs can't be all bad."

(Often attributed to W.C. Fields, but properly credited to Leo Rosten.)

I think we've all had a driver dustcap pushed in at one point or another by little fingers. lesson learned. I'd like to share this. We moved into a house and had to furnish the whole thing. Part of that was getting a brand new 50" plasma. Beautiful TV. So we had a party. Some kid opened her can of soda on the TV stand and sprayed the TV. No one said a thing. I noticed it weeks after it happened. I was never able to completely get rid of some of the smudges. Again, lesson learned.

I use plexiglass and Velcro to protect my equipments  from my own twins 👯‍♀️ they’re 2 now grills never ever comes off unless taking pictures 😀😀☺️

Tell their parents to bring the gate that prevented them from climbing stairs.  Attach flat cardboard pieces, if needed.

What worked for you, back when you were a parent?

Get them a drink (age appropriate) sit them down in your stereo room and teach them what good music is. They will get it.

 

When my then 3 year old granddaughter, who is now 22, saw my turntable for the first time, she dragged the tonearm across an album.  I never did find the stylus 😶. I can only fault myself for being careless.  

When my now 3 year old and 7 year old granddaughters come to visit, I never leave them alone in my music room (they both love old school R&B music).  I play music for them and they both love to sing and dance around.  They also know they can never touch my gear nor bring food or drinks into that room.  

Teach them what you want them to know. Don't sell them short, kids have minds like sponges.

Glad mine are grown…. Payback is a bitch though …. When I was 5 I drew on my Dad’s beloved KLH Model 12 with Crayon.  Fast forward 30 years …. One of my kids tried playing a record and snapped the cantilever off,  then when they were a little older my daughter walked by my gear and cranked the volume and blew out a pair of midrange….  I still love ‘em, they turned out to be awesome young adults 

I've put my speakers away since my grandson started crawling, May 2021.

As much as I miss my system, it's just not worth the risk.

Great topic!!! Six grandkids, only one is a boy all under the age of 6…..the boy is the trouble! I literally unhook the speakers and put them away lol! Good luck

Depends on the kids.  If they are open to listen and understand, then explain to them this is your "toy" and it's very easy to break and cost lots of $ to fix so please don't touch.  Or, you can have them "safely" touch buttons and stuff "under your close supervision" until the mystique/curiosity wears off and they are no longer interested.  Maybe tell them not to touch unless you are around and they ask permission with close supervision.   

I bought each grandchild his own integrated amp, turntable, and speakers!

it worked - they love music

one plays trumpet and the other cello!

 

 

I think the question is how to protect your grandchildren from your equipment…

Having, with spouses' total 'buy-in', to Not 'do kids' (or grand versions), only the pets of our choice to cope with.  Since one doesn't have answer "Why?" incessantly, simply train said pet to leave 'This' Alone.

I will agree with @oldhvymec ....They Are Demons.  Even as an 'outlier' from the main path, nay, airstrip-length Width of Super Slab Asphalt to the Breeding Zone.
The jewels of your heart, away from your 'copter 'supervision'....

*clenched teeth delivery* "If you don't stop wanting to play neurosurgeon with the dog with that steak knife Immediately.....I'm going to take your Playstation and run over it with the car...."

....can let the extremist side of childhood run rampant.
If left unsupervised, by a non-extant 'park person' (and, esp. You)....

Wanton Small Buzz Saws...a.k.a., Demons.

I'm not complaining, no.
...happy that they're allowed to 'be'....Yes. *S* ;)

It's simple you don't have to teach kids to be bad, you have to teach kids to be good. I was taught that by my grandmother. She was born is 1889 and went to heaven in 1988. She was SMART. The better choices you give kids the better choices they make. If you ask kids quality questions, you'll get quality answers.

All of my Aunts, Mother and cousins played instruments. Look out.. No crazy stuff, no drinkin' they were Baptist folks. GOOD food, kids everywhere.. Usually the men were playin' horseshoes and chewin' tobacco. 

Regards 

Agreed wholeheartedly on the 'good/bad', taught vs. left to devices, deviant or not so much....*g*  Personally, the only 'gram' I got to meet lived 1.2K mi. away and only spoke bohemian....but by tenor and body language a sweet no-nonsense kinda gal.... ;)

Admitted, a larger over-the-fringe 'absurdvation' in previous post,  I'm pulling leg, but have an observation POV that is unique.  I build 'fun things' for children, and enough said.  But it's been an education in the way one can challenge a child on a physical and mental level that can't be accomplished in the average home without the destruction of most of your furniture.

If I was to 'spoof' your audio collection, I would weld Everything. ;)

Happy Friday....and is your neighbor basically 'tame' normally....(whatever 'normal' state applies, of course.... ;)...) ?
 

...and there's a joke about chewing tobacco that involves 3 infants.....*s*

@jerrybj wow! So instead of teaching the munchkin some lessons of discipline, or taking a few very simple steps to possibly protect your system, you just binned it? That seems excessive to give up something you love to that degree rather than come up with a compromised solution. Wow.

@geof3 

Really? Wow. You are going to be so judgemental? How arrogant of you. You know nothing about me.

@geof3 Spot on! "Constant surveillance", "firm NO".

 

Worked for me, with two boys, up to a point: during a house move (we'd been there 16 years) we packed up my B&W 801M2s. As one of the speakers was wrapped up by the movers, a Titleist DT golf ball rolled out of the port. It had neither improved nor worsened the bass response. Its presence was inaudible which says something about the Matrix structure. Nobody knows how long it had been in there, I reckon at least 10 years...  😄

I have 2 lounges... One is mine.... Daddies lounge. Only adults allowed (if invited) 

Again, you are all so concerned about your precious gear, you should be more concerned about the kids…

My daughter knocked a stand mount speaker over when she was learning to walk. Thankfully, it didn’t land directly on her foot or toes as she would have lost a couple. It did make a perfect triangular hole in the floor however. Same daughter who at three years of age picked up my watch (which I had taken off so as not to scratch her with it - playtime) looked at it, looked at the wall, looked at me and whipped it across the room into the wall. 700 dollar repair… Same daughter who at 9 decided to play DJ with a friend using my TT. So long cantilever. My son thought the tubes in my amp were pretty, and he tried to pull one out when a toddler. Blisters on thumb and three fingers. Never tried that again. 
 

Kids break stuff, get over it. Anything lost, broken or stolen is just an opportunity to get something better. Lost, broken or stolen kids, not so easily replaced….

Portable electric fencing will take care of this.  Will keep small children and parents away from your equipment.  Says it works on small and mid-sized animals. So, that should get you up to early teens - in human size. 

Legal disclaimer: this is meant as humor. Well sort of.  Kind of wonder if the electric fence would affect sound quality.  :) 

 

 

Put the fear of God in them. Remember, spare the Hickory stick, spoil the vinyl collection.

 I never really thought about it and raised 3 kids on my own. They never screwed with my stereo. Funny thing though in later years I waited until everyone was out of the house before I would listen to music.

 THEN, one day my first grandkid visited. Went right for the stereo. Became a sort of game which I hated.

My grandson stuck Play Doh into the rear port of a speaker and ran off.  Only his three year old hand/wrist could fit into the port and he wasn’t interested in retrieving it.  On the other hand, the Pay Doh was revelatory, as if a veil had been lifted, and I now recommend it to everyone as a tweak

Just how big a load of Playdough are we talking here? Multiple trips or just a handful? You may never know.

When my children were young I kept a picture of my mother in law on the mantlepiece. Kept them away from the fire......

On the other hand, the Pay Doh was revelatory, as if a veil had been lifted, and I now recommend it to everyone as a tweak

@mahler123 That is, funny.

Maybe I didn’t give the peanut butter in the loading tray enough of a chance...

Seriously, I think there's a lot to be said for removing the "mystery" from forbidden items. I know it worked for my kids.  

 

Actually on second thought.... Fluffy onesie and a Velcro strip on floor and walls to stick them to

Aside from the obvious (grills, unplug components, batteries out of remotes, etc), the best defense is a good offense. Have something else for them to do and occupy their attention. And if you do seem them messing about, just tell them it's broken and doesn't work. They'll quickly lose interest and look for something else to destroy (works wonders with my 8yo nephew and 5yo niece).

How about being firm, starting with your own children. Enough games and enough about distractions...........not even half-measures. 

 

 

I can't get angry at the grandkids.  After all, we have a common enemy, their parents

Put the remotes out of reach. 
Install dust cover and speaker grills. 
Unplug everything at the conditioner or power strip. 
Gaff tape the switches and knobs you’re most worried about. 
You can pick that up at Guitar Center or order from Amazon.
It doesn’t leave a noticeable residue and it’s used all day, every day on movie sets. 
Not that that makes a difference, but it speaks to it’s realizability in sensitive situations that are too numerous to detail here.