Protecting Equipment from Children

My dog and rabbit guard the stereo. If they can get past the dog they have to face the rabbit. Tough nut that Junior, he takes no crap from kids. 

ALL my kids learned OWIE!. That is an owie! When the kids don't learn I swat the parents. Teach your kids, PARENTS!

Like I tell the little DEMONS, I could have adopted, and still CAN!! :-) Now go ring that neighbor's doorbell and hide in the bushes. 

Let me get my Sony A99 this is a Sony moment coming up. CLICK!!!

Henry (the neighbor) answers the door in garters and a red corset. Sometimes he has his feathers on. CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK. He'll do a runway to the mail box if he's been drinkin'.
I just turn the stereo UP and play "She can leave her hat on" by Joe. Wish he'd shave those legs a little closer, back, head, arms. He's Greek, hairy little gomer!

It's simple you don't have to teach kids to be bad, you have to teach kids to be good. I was taught that by my grandmother. She was born is 1889 and went to heaven in 1988. She was SMART. The better choices you give kids the better choices they make. If you ask kids quality questions, you'll get quality answers.

All of my Aunts, Mother and cousins played instruments. Look out.. No crazy stuff, no drinkin' they were Baptist folks. GOOD food, kids everywhere.. Usually the men were playin' horseshoes and chewin' tobacco. 

Regards