You know you are an Audiophile when:


You have a dedicated audio room.

Your listening chair is in the “Sweet Spot”.

You have sound treatment on your walls.

You spend hours properly placing and tweaking your speakers.

You understand that properly placed speakers will create a 3D sound stage (placing musicians and singers in localized positions… from  left to right… front to back) [Sound-stage]

Your stereo is worth more than your vehicle.

You know that higher end components do a better job of: being less fatiguing to listen to, creating the imaging (sound-stage), representing the instruments more accurately and with more detail, are more involving.

You are intimately aware of the performance and tonal quality of your system, and can describe the results of any changes in the system.

You are aware of how bad the sound is for the first 3 - 4 songs at any live music event.

98 % of the time… when someone cranks their stereo up and says “This sounds GREAT” you cringe. You could list all the ways and reasons why it sounds awful… but you don’t.

When listening to music… you spend a portion of time listening to and exploring the placement of the sounds in the sound stage, and the quality and detail of your system… with your eyes closed.

You become aware of how bad the sound is on some recordings.

You are painfully aware how awful sound systems are at bars and clubs.

You have increased the sound performance of your system through upgrades and tweaks... multiple times.

You are aware of sound reflections in your home, and live music events.

You continue to learn and try new things.

Out of curiosity… you try various things on your system… to see what, and if… there are any improvements… ie: cables, cords, isolation, dampening… etc.

 


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With regard for how much you've spent on your system, you have "more dollars than sense"...
Every comment  is spot on!  
I occasionally email  audio companies to inquire about if they have anything new coming soon or any potential upgrades to my current gear... 
I also take the temperature of my  amps to make sure their comfortable.....

And.... no one  is allowed to drink or eat within  10 feet of my  gear! It's  strictly inforced... 
My motto is touch with your eyes ,see with hands and feel with your ears!

Long live HiFi!
Cheers from 10 feet away!


You have 17 items there. Not everyone who calls themselves an audiophile is going to say all 17 are true and certainly someone who does fewer than 5 should probably not call themselves an audiophile. What is the number that puts one over the top into audiophilesoc (a new word I just made up meaning the society of audiophiles)?
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You might be an audiophile if...
the UPS and FedEx guys know not to stop when they see the wife's car in the driveway. 
oh man.... lol
You mail out a Money Order for your most recent audio purchase because you don’t want your wife to see the paper trail left by using your credit card or checking account.
You get rid of the Craftsman tape measure and replace it a Bosch Laser measure because the former is just not "accurate enough". Oh yes!

In the winter you turn the heat off in your dedicated room, let it cool off, turn on equipment and let it warm up itself and the room.

In the summer you put the A/C on full blast for about an hour, turn on equipment, just so the A/C doesn't come on for several hours. Wife has two hooded sweatshirts on in July. You're just smiling.
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You mail out a Money Order for your most recent audio purchase because you don’t want your wife to see the paper trail by using your checking account or credit card.
You mail out a Money Order for your most recent audio purchase because you don’t want your wife to see the paper trail by using your checking account or credit card.
Every time you have guest over for dinner, the evening ends after a few bottles of wine & bourbon in front of the audio system playing some of the most amazing versions of songs they heard all their life, and they sit there slack jawed in amazement that music can actually sound so wonderful.  And you offer up the sweet spot to the most unconvinced of the group.
You have a practiced list of ready rationalizations for when you are questioned about your amount of gear (use one most likely to hit home with questioner):

”Others are we into boating, I’m into audio.”
”Others are into fancy cars, I’m into audio.”
“Others are into golfing every day, I’m into audio.”
”Others are into motorcycles, I’m into audio.”
”Others are into world travel, I’m into audio.”
....

The only piece of furniture in your listening room is a single chair in said sweet spot to avoid any interference with the sound from other furniture. Also currently looking for a new house and a dedicated audio room with the right dimensions is a must or else the house is a no. (Been looking since last August).
When the system in your garage is worth more than your vehicle.
I am also ashamed that all the examples in the OP describes me.
@n80....You dau confused you with an 'audioperv', which likely exists Somewhere, seen @ trade shows with sweaty hands and barely disguised excitement....;)

Lets' see....3 receivers, 3 TT, 2 stand-alone CD, 11 pairs speakers, 2 subs, 2 dedicated computers, 4 screens, 2 eqs', 2 cassette players, 2 switching matrix, The Amp, other misc., boxes of this, that, and the other....the usual media to feed the above....

Audio enthusiast.....*S*  I'm more 'diplomatic' about others' audio gear.
I trust my spouse with most of it....but she leaves my main pile alone...

"It's too complicated for any sane person to use...."  *G*  That, in itself, speaks volumes...

The other day I used the word 'infinity', and she thought I meant the speakers....which we haven't had for decades. *L*

....if you ignore the 4 that I 'modified'....;)

Hey, MC!  What is a 'demagnetizing track' exactly?  Wouldn't a good stiff drink work as well as?  Just asking.... ;)
3 more true for me:
You never quit buying- bigger, better or newer technology.

You buy an uncomfortable low back couch because it will let you listen to the stereo better.

You buy your wife lots of jewelry to "even things out" (her words).
You have 4 different stereo systems. 
You have no room for all of your stereo systems....
Lifting or try moving a 100lbs mono block amps would not be a problem but lifting my wife sure seems heavy! 
You do not lose sleep debating the age old question:
If one has to go, which would it be? Stereo system
or spouse?
You installed a "Reverse" timer switch on your refrigerator so the
noisy thing is shut off when you are  listening and your food does not spoil when you forget to plug it back it back in. BTW buy one with a 6 hour max.
You have tried your stereo in 6 different configurations in your
rectangular room.
You have a secret bank account that houses your mad money dedicated
to the cause.
Your male dog wears a diaper as he has been known to lift a leg inside the home.
You feel so blessed that the telephone pole in the corner of your backyard has a transformer on it!
You shop for a new house and the first thing you look at is how and where to set up the sound system...and if there is a suitable room.
When researching a new component, the first spec you look for is the weight. 
Good for you, it is a journey. From planning the dream building through unending research, designing it, the financing, building it, moving in 2,000 vinyl and all the gears, plus installing the acoustic treatments, it took a good five years. But it is the best thing I have ever experienced sound wise.
You wake up one day and realize that you have 11 receivers/amplifiers, 10 sets of speakers, 4 turntables, 10 phono cartridges, 4 dacs, 3 CD players, boxes full of hardware and specialized connecting cables...and you don't see anything wrong with that.
Baylinor, I’m considering that one right now!! Adding on to my garage and making that exclusively a listening room.
On a more serious note, you know you are an audiophile when you build a dedicated listening house, not a room, but a separate building housing a listening room. And only you have a key, not even the wife has one. It is the ultimate peace of mind about your equipment and vinyl. You can now relax.
Thanks guys, This is the funniest read I have had on this forum so far. Hilarious. And so true in many ways. Like the tape measure thing, haha.
You not only want to see the back of the unit, you Google it to find an image of it with the case removed. 
After listening to music, your back is sore from leaning/sitting forward because it sounds better and brings out more detail further from the back wall and back of the couch you are sitting on.
Most tellingly would be the fact that you have nightmares where your speakers have been damaged and you chase down everyone you have ever met or known and demand to know if he/she is the guilty party. True story folks, and no joke, I woke up sweaty and with some heart palpitations.
This thread or one similar was started in 2005. As we skip down memory lane this is what I contributed then. It still is true BTW.

You might be an audiophile if...
the UPS and FedEx guys know not to stop when they see the wife's car in the driveway. 
Hi,
you visit your listening room a number of times during the day to see that everything is there.
... : You have a turntable and ALSO know how to solder!! Although, if you DIY your own cables AND believe they are comparable to expensive ones ... you are only delusioned. On the other hand, if you use cryogenic aftermarket fuses and  OBVIOUSELY installed in the correct direction, you may be on your way. Of course, it ultimately come's down to convincing the consensus of those whom feel that they HAVE reached that pinnacle. Good Luck!
If you care enough to pay any attention to this thread then by G-d you are an audiophile.   Just accept it. 
When you physically remove the ceiling fan because the fixture resonates on bass hits. 
You kill the ceiling fan in your bedroom during listening sessions to eliminate background noise, despite knowing it will lead to much warmer-than-ideal ambient temperatures.

You invest in a backup system to play during thunderstorms while your main rigs are unplugged for peace of mind, because going without relatively high-quality music for 3 hours just isn’t an option.