Most amusing album or song titles

"Greatest Hits: Songs You've Never Heard Before" - The Flaming Lips

"Please Don't Write a Song About Me" - The Baseball Project

Interesting name, he caught my eye the first time I saw them .

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Mose Allison - Ever Since The World Ended 

Anything by Frank Zappa.  

I think it is the same album.  The full name is “In a Metal Mood:  No More Mister Nice Guy.”  I heard a friend’s copy, it is sort of amusing, clearly done as a novelty album.  

@larryi - did he put out two metal albums? I know he had one called 'In A Metal Mood'. 

Pat Boone did a metal/hard rock album in 1997 named: "No More Mr. Nice Guy"

"Revolving Dora" Fountains of Wayne

Seven Warts On Pa's Belly - Jay Munly

Ten miles to go on a nine mile road - Jim White

If Jesus drove a motor home - Jim White

Rob said the box of rain was the Earth.

"Box of Rain" Grateful Dead

"Box of Rain" Grateful Dead

"Sound of No-One Listening" Porcupine Tree 

@painter24 + 1 - yes, a Nick Cave action figure would be perfect! 

A couple of favorites:

"Dongs of Sevotion" - Smog

....and from that album -"Dress Sexy at my Funeral"

A stand out line from weirdos Bongwater's album - "Power of Pussy"

The song "Nick Cave Dolls" - "......they have Nick Cave Dolls now?......I waaaant one!"

Joe Craven: "Better Get Off My Butt"

"Bad times are here, now what?   Better get off my butt... better get off it."

Tom Waits, “The Piano has Been Drinking “

"You're Memory Has a Mind of it's Own" Willie Nelson 

Joe Walsh : The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get

“You Can’t Beat Your Brain For Entertainment” - Stretch 

"Post-war Cinematic Dead Man Blues" Chuck Prophet 

"Stickshifts and Safetybelts" Cake

"Fattin' Frogs For Snakes." G.E. Smith did a nice version.

dr. rick hanzlik MD [aka "dr. rock"] "i’d rather have a bottle in front of me"

the jump in the saddle band- "the curly shuffle"

the snake oil willie band - "i don’t look good naked anymore"

butterball brown's orchestra- "it's drunk out tonight"

dick "2-ton" baker- "i'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch"

hoagy carmichael- "a huggin' and a chalkin'"

The Dead Kennedys:

Fleshdunce

Macho Insecurity

One-Way Ticket to Pluto

Terminal Preppie

Holiday in Cambodia

Let's Lynch the Landlord

Too Drunk To F*%k

Ashtray Heart - Captain Beefheart

New Boots and Panties - Ian Dury

Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick - Ian Dury

Reasons To Be Cheerful - Ian Dury

Inbetweenies - Ian Dury

New Age Girl by Dead Eye Dick

"...she don't meat but she sure like the bone..."

Sparks often overlooked has some brilliant albums and songs. If you haven't seen the Sparks Brothers movie it's well worth the watch and will give you an appreciation for this band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-rLHYsQHgc&list=PLv9GUDsLQ2Z-1npyzMzXlPI0JttTGu4dL&index=24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJciZ_7Q0UI&list=PL384D08137511CC21&index=14

@nickofwimbledon - great Caravan album, too!! 

I'll put forth Kristeen Young's wonderfully titled album, 'Breasticles'.... 

All girl band with 5 members from the 80s:  Bush Tetras

Pulsilama In California - "The Devil Lives in My Husband's Body"

Lots of Zappa of course, but how about Caravan’s LP: ‘If I Had To Do It All Over Again, I’d Do It All Over You’?

"Take the Skinheads Bowling" by Camper Van Beethoven

"Ducks on the Wall" by the Kinks

"Krafty Cheese" by the Residents

"Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)" by Sly Stone

"I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change" by Joe DiPietro

"I'm Just So Miserable Without You, It's Just Like Having You Around" by Billy Walker

Mapleshade Pierre Sprey: CD Cats are Stealing My Shit

I Could Rule the World if I Could Only Get the Parts - The Waitresses

piouhgd (pronounced ‘P.O’ed’) - Butthole Surfers 
Live PCPPEP - Butthole Surfers
Hairway to Steven - Butthole Surfers
“Sweat Loaf” - Butthole Surfers
“Variations on the Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression” - Zappa
“I’m Gonna Booglarize You Baby” - Beefheart
“Sam with the Showing Scalp Flat Top” - Beefheart
“Semi-Multicolored Caucasian” - Beefheart
 

USA prog band, Happy the Man had a few song tittles that were amusing:

Lunch at the Psychedelicatessen

Knee Bitten Nymphs in Limbo

I Forgot to Push It  - The band just got done playing an especially strong take of the song, but the recording engineer forgot to push the button to start recording)

The jazz fusion band, Brand X (with Phil Collins on Drums) had a few.

Album title - Moroccan Roll

Song titles:

Why Should I Lend You Mine (When You've Broken Yours Off Already)..

...Maybe I'll Lend You Mine after All

Algon (Where an Ordinary Cup of Drinking Chocolate Costs £8,000,000,000)

The entire subgenre of prog known as Canterbury has pretty good sense of humor with regards to song titles.

Hatfield and the North:

Lobster in Cleavage Probe

Gigantic Land-Crabs in Earth Takeover Bid

 (Big) John Wayne Socks Psychology on the Jaw

Your Majesty is Like a Cream Donut

Caravan band album titles:

Cunning Stunts

For Girls Who Grow Plump in the Night

Gilgamesh band album - Another Fine Tune You've Gotten Me Into

Bellamy Bros.: "If I Said You Have a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold it Against Me."

I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling-Instant Witness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcmxZvhldJo&t=52s

She has Funny Cars - Jefferson Airplane

Do comedy tracks count?  I like the Austin Lounge Lizard song which packs every line with redundancies.  It is set in the old west.  Some of the redundancies are sort of subtle, such as "As the sun sets in the west. . ." (which other direction would it set?).  The name of the track has two redundancies: "Big Rio Grande River."

Gratuitous Sax and Senseless Violins -Sparks.

Who can beat that?

Not an amusing album or song title, but an amusing story involving one:

I was in Bleeker Bobs NYC record store in '82, looking for a copy of the female Rockabilly LP entitled Wild, Wild Young Women on Rhino Records. Bob had just told me he didn't have it when Peter Holsapple of the dB's (and in the 90's a member of L.A.'s The Continental Drifters, a fantastic band that included Susan Cowsill and Vicki Peterson of The Bangles) walked in. I knew he was a record collector, so I asked him "Hey, know where I can find Wild, Wild Young Women?" Without missing a beat he replied "Um, St. Marks Place." Those of you familiar with NYC will get the joke ;-) .