Santa didnt bring me a $20k linestage

Lump of coal again. Bituminous.

When i sat lapside i thought we shared a moment. 
Seems i need to absorb more herein to further enhance my connection skills.

Maybe you were not on the nice list.

Was there a black rock in your stocking?

He got run over by a reindeer before he got to your house.  No wait, that was grandma.  Paramedics intercepted your package while they were working on her.

Guess he couldn't find one for you with home theater bypass. 

'K.....5/5, over 'n out for the count.

X-mas '21 is hysterical, I mean, History...or Herstory....whatevvver...

Boxing Day memes & tropes.....can't think of anything but recycling.  Besides, we've a burn ban in effect....

NYEve:

What resolutions will you make 'n break faster than a stale breadstick?

Mine:
Successfully completing sorting out 'logically' the wasteland of 'stuff' on my personal workbench vs. sweeping it all into a large box felt-penned 'misc. audio' and toe-poking under said bench.

No New 'Bots in the house....R2D2Detox

Eartha Kitt - Santa Baby

Dan Hicks...Santa Claus wants some lovin

Better yet I come up with a linestage preamp for 1K and you leave 19K in the stocking for Santa, you drink the Fu$%#n' milk and cookies cuz Santa's a little strapped after the inflation thing. Reindeer food went up 400% and Vets cost a lot when they visit the North Pole. Much less a road call to Africa for a broken red nose or something..

The North Koreans had a target lock on Santa the whole time.

Party Poopers

Here, you've got another 1.5 hrs. EST to listen before the day is done....

You're welcome.  Hope your day was as nice as mine.

Seeya NYEve and day, oy vay....*L*

...Santa get enough "Hey, Nick! I wanna 'tech toy' " requests already from the GameGaggle.....

He's been more than happy to relinquish 'adult amusements' to us. since we seem to willing to cope with the 'does not work', 'where's the warranty'. 'it's not the Tesla I wanted',  and on, anon.....

Look, the guy's overweight, lives in a ghastly environment, overworks 'small people' to the brink of slavery....and you want a specific audio widget.

Give him a break.  Even my spouse has trouble gifting me beyond food and certain physical 'favors'.  Santa don't 'go there', either....(and a good thing, that).

Let the kids do that....No, not That, but....that esoteric object that Santa's sleigh would drag on liftoff....

Besides....You try to be Everywhere in one flippin' night....

PSA from the Stop Offing Santa , a short division of The SClaus S.P.A.

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@nonoise and @millercarbon 

He give her what wife fond call North Pole.

It’s probably tied up in a congested port… hopefully it will come in a couple weeks.

We all have our Christmas let-downs. Try and take it in stride. Don't overreact.

Santa was last seen in a swimming pool with tubebuffer's wife.

Santa was getting his drink on.

All the best,
Nonoise

Bad Santa. 

He probably kept it for himself...

$20k Linestages are a waste. $40k min or don’t bother.

He left you Wilson Alexx in the garage. They wouldn't fit down the chimney.

It's probably just back ordered.  Don't give up hope!

He obviously never heard how good those units can sound.