Better yet I come up with a linestage preamp for 1K and you leave 19K in the stocking for Santa, you drink the Fu$%#n' milk and cookies cuz Santa's a little strapped after the inflation thing. Reindeer food went up 400% and Vets cost a lot when they visit the North Pole. Much less a road call to Africa for a broken red nose or something..
The North Koreans had a target lock on Santa the whole time.
Party Poopers