Who's got the best user name?

We used to have a "Cornfedboy" before he went over to the dark side.

killerpiglet

I laugh everytime I see Loose, and the phrase he puts in front of it.

well...I think that Nrchy is a pretty cool one...matches your bad boy image too ;o)

others that are cool are gumby...i mean gunbei...slappy...it describes him pretty well

but my all time favorite was the signature

'sincerely I remain,'"Clueless"

I just saw a for sale add by "Superhonestben". That one must help sales.

The signature of "clueless" is great as well. And "Newbee" isn't quite that much of a newbee any more with 833 threads answered.

And "Slappy" is probably the most appropriate name here.

Iamgoingbroke.

Wellfed evokes an image... that probably should have been mine :^)

BTW I hate mine as it is my name and is butchered on a regular basis because it is not clear.

The other day I was out on

fishpatrol

on

Lakefrontroad

when I ran across a

Garfish

Having never seen one of these except in books, I telephoned

Swampwalker

to see if he could help me out.

The weather had been so cold I brought along a bottle of

Springbok10

to sip on, as well as a few strips of salted jerky made from

Bear

Unfortunately, the moment we unwrapped the jerky, a

Doodledog

and a

Rombullterrier

attacked, devouring the jerky and we had nothing to eat.

By now we were so hungry we were

Slappy

even though salted Jerky and scotch can cause tooth

Dekay

even if you don't snack until your

Wellfed

Yes, we felt pretty much

Clueless

not having not anticipated the dog attack or the weather as we noticed the sky turning

Ultraviolet

We realized we were in dire need of rescue, so we put in a call to

Subaruguru

and Arnie showed up with his favorite sport utility to save us.

We piled in and stuck the IPod on the

Musicdoc

and began to

tubegroove

the best we could with transistors and

Onhwy61

we headed, eager to return to my

Grandpad

Watch out!! I yelled to

Subaruguru

as he swerved violently to avoid hitting a

Redkiwi

who was strolling casually across the raod. We heard two loud

Pops

and two of our tires were blown.

Not having two spare's and wondering what to do, a truck passed by with the the name

Tireguy

painted on the side. With a bit of

cash

we had two new tires and with

Jax2

managed to raise the sport utility enough to begin.

When I used

4yanx

with a

Screwdriver

to remove the hubcaps, the

Lugnut

went flying down the embankment. Luckily I had a rope and using

Slipknot1

and two, lowered myself down within easy reach. Unfortunately they were resting on a huge

Dogpile

Poorguy

everyone was saying, what will he do? Knowing

Tireguy

would charge us

Restock

and there was no other way, must be the adult rather than

The_kid

so I held my nose and grabbed the needed parts.

Being the

Perfectionist

I handed the parts only after cleaning them,

Suits_me

said

Tireguy

I don't work with shitty parts.

Anyway, all is well that ends well. I was glad to get home to

Elizabeth

and my favorite bird,

Fatparrot

classic Albert...classic!

Damn Albert- that won't be topped!

Wow, even the grand masters of audiophiles have hidden writing talents. And I thought they were simply busy cryo'ing their next batch of wall outlets.

Awesome, Albert!

What about "Bigpowerballs"....Hooooyaaa Albert, there's a live one to include in your Audiogon Epic!

Marco

Albert- I am dying over here, now that was some funny

Dogpile

Chickenologist, bigpowerballs.

Albert, that's a hoot!

This will be make it to the hall of fame!!

Squawk

Albertporter is a poet!

Albertporter is a poet!

Squawk!

Albert how long did that take to compose? I would have needed a week to research the names alone.

LOL, Albert! That's yet another twist on the 4yanx moniker, which is actually quite pedestrian in comparison. I am reminded by an old buddy that it is also similar to the name of our intramural college basketball team: Four Jerks and a Dribble.

I'm pleased my Audiogon member story made some of you smile.

I wish I could have implemented Sean, TWL, Viridian, Lousyreeds1, Raytheprinter, and countless other Audiogon members.

I ran out of creative steam before I could think up a way to use any more.

My vote goes for Brainwater. What a beautifully appauling sounding fluid. Makes my eyes water just hearing it. ROFL
As i understand it, which i may be incorrect, i think it comes from the first initial B and last name rainwater.
Nonetheless, when it is all together it entertains me to no end. LMAO

Also ELLERY911,
No offence buddy, but for the longest time i thought you were a woman.
Lookin at yer system thinkin, wow, she has a pretty good rig going there!
LOL

My all time favorite but I think it was on Ebay was MINTMILANO

Albert, you showoff! :-)

Well, I guess now there's nothing to do but put the boringest username on Audiogon in the ring of name-fame as an honorary inductee - Albertporter!

(BTW, all usernames ending with the suffix "-man" are automatically disqualified!)

Albert, somehow I missed your novella last week but I am very glad I ran across it now. That was just too funny. Thanks !!!

Nice, Albert. Where were you when I was enrolled in exploratory writing classes?

I was once reading a thread which discussed something about the classic threads on Audiogon and one of them was to do with refigerator, I was laughing for at least a week after having read that, now it is going to be history repeating itself.

Albert I know you were talented, but this is just unbelievable.

Everyone here appreciated your work of art, including those who were in your story, but if I remember reading all of it none thanked you for it. So, on behalf of all audiogoners thank you indeed for having entertained us.

Thanks for not mentioning me Albert. I'm putting off my fifteen minutes as long as possible.
Signed
Content to be a wallflower.
nrchy

Nrchy- It was 15 minutes of fame in the 80's with the population growing at the rate it has, its down to about 90 seconds of fame(maybe less by now).

Was it in the 80's that Andy Warhol said that? Wow I must be getting old. I thought it was earlier. 90 seconds must be with inflation!

Searching through my old threads, I came upon 'Gumbydammit'.
How could I have forgotten that one?

Albert, I just ran across this thread and you've got my eyes watering with laughter. Fantastic!

I'd vote for "Clueless" -- it's a name I can relate to more often than not ;-) Special mention to Brainwater and Gumbydammit.

Then there's Dennis the Menace, Slappy, Ecclectique ... and so many more great ones.

Clueless gets my vote, when you include his/her sign-off line. Haven't heard/seen anything from him/her in ages. You still out there boy?

This has been revived by the kind people at Audiogon. Thanks for asking about it Slipknot1 and to Nrchy for starting the thread.

Albert,
In one week I've ostracized half of Audiogon trying to be witty. Your talent has firmly placed me into retirement.

Phaelon, thanks for the compliment. I wish all of those members were still posting here. It's more fun with everyone joining in.

Great work Albert. Very funny.

Wow!

I think I have the best name.

Bias aside! :>)

Albert, you made me laugh!

I should come here more often!

gumbydammit - all this time I thought you were really eddie murphy!

Alright Albert,

That was more than a little good.

Marty

Thank you everyone.

Eddie Murphy?? Hell NAW!

That ain't me man...I'm from Buffalo!

;>)

I always feel a tinge of irony when I see a post by "twoleftears".