Who's got the best user name?

There are lots of descriptive or hillarious user names being employed here, but which ones are your favorites?

nrchy01-30-2005 5:26pm

zaikesman Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 3,017 posts 02-08-2005 at 06:23am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Well, I guess now there's nothing to do but put the boringest username on Audiogon in the ring of name-fame as an honorary inductee - Albertporter! (BTW, all usernames ending with the suffix "-man" are automatically disqualified!)