Who's got the best user name?

There are lots of descriptive or hillarious user names being employed here, but which ones are your favorites?

nrchy01-30-2005 5:26pm

mejames Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 986 posts 01-31-2005 at 08:02am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Albert how long did that take to compose? I would have needed a week to research the names alone.