Oh no, no farm animals. Swampwalker, what is he talking about? In any case, I suspect that police officers are not quite prepared for many kinds of audiophile sophistication.
Noble100, I like your last one. On the other hand, someone else washing you by licking should be permitted. To lower the waterbill.
Yes, I agree as long as'someone else" excludes farm animals. Swampwalker is abnormally fond of them. Local police have hauled out an ark full of farm animals from his house over the years after frequent calls due to strange noises emanating from his compound. Many of the responding officers are still in counseling trying to recover from what they witnessed.
Mine pertain to Swampwalker but are valid for all humans:
* Thy shall not wear only a speedo and rollerblades, especially in public
* Even if thou are stupideth enough to wear only a speedo and rollerblades in public, do noteth, under any circumstances, add insulteth to injuryeth and wear tights underneath when it is coldeth
* Dinner doth not consist of a bottle of Wild Turkey and a bucket of crawfish
* Thy shall take a bath and washeth thou smelly self and speedo at leasteth once a month, whether thou thinketh thy needeth it or not
* Thou shall not wash oneself by licking oneself like a cat, even if it lowers thy waterbill
thou shall not raise up voice against The One True Hierarchy of Audio. Be content in the knowledge that The Hierarchy describes with neither error nor flaw the loftiest domains of heaven and the most debase bardos of hell: Reel to reel Vinyl CD File-based anything...
Thou shalt not possess an IPOD Thou shalt not have Mid-Fi before me Thou shalt never be happy with thy gear Thou shalt not commit Audultry ETC, ETC, ETC.
1. Thou shalt not worship the false god Bose 2. When moving Thou shalt pack and move 1000lbs of LP's forever or at least until high res digital satisfies thee 3. In case of fire Thou shalt save all family members and pets before any stereo equipment
11.Thou shalt listen to live music to achieve perspective and for pure enjoyment 11b. Thou shalt not curse the audience for coughing, whispering, and opening candy wrappers
1 - Thou shalt buy the best gear one can afford and not have to covet others . 2 _ thou shalt not covet thy neighbours wife , unless she's a music lover and wears short dresses .
thou shall not bad mouth brands just because thou are not a dealer.
thou shall not call oneself a dealer for brand "X" just because thou can somehow get it.
thou shall update record keeping process at least upto 1985 techology. (saving old invoices in a shoe box ? - come on- flea marketeers do a better job - DEETES!!!)
2) Thou shall not brag about any audio equipments that thou have which are better than those of other audiogon members;
3) Thou shall not make for thyself any DIY audio equipments that thou shall bow down to them and worship them;
4) Thou shall not make wrongful use of the name of any high end audio brand, for Audiogon will not aquit anyone who misuses the name;
5) Thou shall reserve one full day for pure audio pursuit, and for six other days thou shall labor and do all thy work;
6) Thou shall not steal any audio equipment;
7) Thou shall not commit audio adultery - that is having two or more audio components or systems of the same type that you are playing with or listening to;
8) Thou shall not murder any audio equipments, regardless of how much you dislike them, such as slandering or vilifying them on audiogon posting, internet blogs, word of mouth, etc.;
9) Thou shall honor the audio ancestry of thy equipment, so that your audio days may be long and that it may go well with you in audio land that Audiogon is giving you;
10) Thou shall not have any other audio forums other than Audiogon!
Thou shall not covet other audiogon members equipments, whether they be audio or otherwise; bigger or otherwise; more power, higher quality, or longer lasting or otherwise!
I guess you had to get personal on this. I don't feel like I wasted my money on my powercords. I am very happy with my purchases. The Odin's are fantastic! I am just grateful that I could afford something as frivolous as a $10,000.00 power cable and still have enough left over to buy the speakers I really wanted too. You realize that in your two posts on this thread you wished yourself a painful death, and condemned yourself for lusting after those MG 20.1's. Enjoy the music!
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