Band names made up of audiophile jargon

BS Audio and Cables Inc. 

Thermal Regulation.
The Octals.
Dual Triode.
Vishay.
Phono Stage.
The Soft Domes.
Three Way.

Euphonics 
Too Many Buttons
Maxx Headroom

"Impotent Sea Snakes" and "10,000 Maniacs" come to mind.

And then...

There's always "Spinal Tap".

DeKay

@samhar  May I amend that to "Telefunky"?

Resistor
Double Blind
Bias
Dynamics
Variacs
Grounded
Amperex
Telefunken
Sine Waves
130db

Lifting Veils
Liquid
Timbre Wolves (or just Timbre)

A few come to mind...
The Cable Deniers (Predictable composers with terrible sound quality)
Fuse Love (Innovative, open minded, & great sound quality)
Enhancement Goop (They get better & better the more you play them)
The Objective Subjective (Will only put out one album [probably an EP] because they can’t get along)
Hospital Grade Outlets (They are okay but easily bettered by the "Graphene Nano Outlets")
One Bit DAC (They’re old & they s*ck)
The Wilson Haters (They just sound angry & confused)
The Measurements (Sounds like every other run of the mill band)

Ok, these really got me!

Classless D
The Bi Wire Flyers
Tone def

AC/DC
Placebo
Hard-Fi
Sonic Death Monkey
Coldplay
The Ohio players
Radiohead
Sonic Youth

G

Can’t wait this long as the back of my mind has been filing up with more.

The Wide Banders (the ones from Ireland)
Classless D
Single Ended Intent
Fully Balanced Delinquents
Two Way Street
Hypex Drive
10 Shilling Fusers (this one is for you-know-who)

All the best,
Nonoise

The ToRoids
The Bi Wire Flyers
Full Range Freakquencies
Resistance
Load Bearing Fools
The Placebo Effect

All the best,
Nonoise

Best audiophile rapper: Tone def

"I tried but I cantilever" by Zipper and the But-Tones.

Making a list asap!!

Gene and the Double-blind Snake-oil Measurebators
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Oh, wait, that actually exists.
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Digital Turntable
The Standing Waves
The Snake Oilers
The Mysterious Cable Elevators
Contact Fluid
The Speaker-related Mishaps 

PRAT!