More crazy audio tweaks?


http://audiophile.rocks/

An audio equipment designer/builder suggested this site; not sure if it was "tongue in cheek" or otherwise. I’m not passing judgement (just passing along the site info) as I haven’t tried any of these products. In terms of a personal hierarchy of audio tweak "needs", however, these are probably lower down the list for me.
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The Crystal Volcano melts in your mouth not in your hands. Well, actually it melts your mouth and your hands.

Just looking at the Crystal Volcano I have an uncanny craving for cupcakes with red icing and sprinkles!
ebm have a sense of humor it's obviously done tongue in cheek. and yes the products all look more like baked goods then anything else.
Look at there Best Products,

$28.000.00 for 3m speaker cables.
$6,400.00 for 1.5 m power cable
$4,400.00 for there USB cable.



Watch the pretty rock....see how it glistens....you are getting sleepy....you're mind can't ignore the rock...you're getting sleeeeppppyyyyy.....................
Smart man. 

"Technology
We don't have a white paper or proof that our products work, because this is something that is obvious after you listen to them. Most of our customers already have a long background in trying cables and tweaks from other manufacturers before finally settling for our products. For those who want to know how they are built, continue reading."
well , if it wasn't tongue in cheek you can bet he has stock in the company/sucker born every minute.   I could go for a Snickers.      
They think we are IDIOTS! $14,000 for a pair of RCAs? I am insulted. I wonder if anyone has ever actually paid for this crap. They are the oned who brand us as easy marks.