Are these Speakers the BEST on Planet Earth ?...

No...it needs one more speaker. 

They could be if you can call the CEO every other day and if there are a few over the top positive reviews about them. 

NO.
Norelco design dept branching out.

Kii. Kenjit's incredible invention?

Do you think people who charge $2000 dollar for (remote) control are in music business?

The phrase "incredibly analytical sounding" would be a deal breaker for me.

They look more like studio monitors than music reproducers for home use. I'll bet they sound that way too.

No.

I have never heard them but having read a bunch of reviews especially from people who lean my way politically, they are worthy of ordering and defending In a most vociferous Manner. I may have pre confirmation bias....Or just an inflated ego... maybe both...

can I get them in Mexico Blue ?

serious, who knows..... best ????

No; use of eight 7" drivers, fail for contender as best on Earth. Not even close, and I don’t have to hear them to know that. Why? Because eight 7" drivers will not begin to produce the kind of LF that superior SOTA speakers can produce. I'm not only meaning frequency extension, but also quality, texture of the bass. These fall short of the goal on that parameter alone. Whether they are all that as regards mid/treble would have to be heard.

They sound great are a great speaker however there are many great speakers out there.

An excellent example of purple prose. 🕺🏻 Rank amateurs. 

They certainly qualify as one of the ugliest.

Of course they are!    Just ask those that MARKET them.

Not expensive enough to be the best on planet Earth !!!!!

Sadly we may never know. Kii Audio applied for certification but in a surprise development the Kenjit Society seems to have gone out of business.