Now they're planning the crime of the century

Well what will it be? Read all about their schemes and adventuring, yes it’s well worth the fee. So roll up and see how they rape the universe! How they’ve gone from bad to worse!  

Who are these men of lust, greed and glory? Rip off the masks, and let’s see!

But that’s not right, oh no, what’s the story? But there’s you, and there’s me.

That can’t be right