Chirp in speak


I think I got cricket in Wilson my Alexx. I have set Alexx in pool house and I out there try to listen while wife and sister swim and I hear cricket in speaker. Maybe get in through port but it not driver and still chirp when no power to speak. I love listen critical but chirp no go. I try put on gangster rap and pop to try shake it death but cricket tough little bugger. Any idea no shop vac and rather not take apart. Any music cricket no like? Even try Adele and still stay.

tubebuffer

Try this in your pool.

If the sound is not enough , to intrigue the crickets and leads theme out of your

speakers singing and dancing  , the smell may do the job.

 

 

Gas it's A$$!!! Take propane and fill the cabinet. Please take video, PLEASE!!

Light lighter real low to ground and sneak up on speaker. Keep face away from port. Think like monkey putting cork up elephant's butt. Cover eyes he my have Hershey Squirts.

Have maid hold celery stick close to speaker. It will eventually have to drink and that will draw it in.

Perhaps you should try "That'll Be The Day" by Buddy Holly and The Crickets.    

Maybe your cricket will get nostalgic and leave for Lubbock, Texas.    

 

My maid over last night and we take a look together behind the Wilson. She point out that Odin cable make little ramp up to port and that how cricket get in. We turn cable so now cricket will need be expert on tightrope like wife to find way in. Maid also friend with girl that work at university librarian that study biology. They going to stop by after run today to check in cricket solution.

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Is your pool house and contents insured for things like fire and theft?

Thank for concern all insure. I beyond thank for all advice and try all song above and even try play opera to scare it out but cricket still in. When I have opera going at about 110db my neighbor tennis ladies come over to make sure everything ok. We end up having some lovely time in steam room together and do some deep massage to relax but I good audiophile and not break focus of cricket even with little tennis dress around. I just have diamond ear. This audio becoming my main focus thank to this site. Any other suggestion for music? I even try put pile of stone around to make better habitat but not come out but I think bass got better with pile of rock behind speaker.

Go to the pet store and get a couple tarantulas. Put them in the speaker, they love to eat crickets. When they’re done and crawl out, you can watch your wife, wife’s sister and maid run around and jumping in their bikinis to get away. Please post video on YouTube.

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Us a small bottle that will fit through the port, lower on string into the speaker, pull out next day.

 

Look for a tiny peephole in the cabinet.

That pool house sees an awful lot of action.

No wonder the little guy is always rubbing his legs together.

Are you certain it's coming from the speaker?

 

You have a lot of swings - right?

 

 

 

DeKay

I posted directions and a link for how to catch the cricket. But apparently someone so MDS they can't stand even this had it removed. Why some people are jealous is easy enough to understand. Why the mods are so biased they won't even let me help a fellow member is a question we all should be asking.

Calm down, miller.

It happens to many of us.

Totally innocent posts disappear occasionally. I saw what you posted and there was absolutely nothing wrong with it. Put it up again, I bet it will stay.

"...and the innocent will fall as do the mighty..."

"Life...brain the size of a planet, and they have me opening doors....*metallic sigh*.."
Marvin the 'bot, HHGTTG, BBC series...

Life is Not Fair, just an affair; ones' involvement will vary.

...pardon while I go screen my ports....got crickets here as well...;)

  • "Create a natural cricket bait by adding a few spoons of molasses in a shallow bowl, then fill the bowl up about halfway with water. Place the bowl in an area where crickets are a problem. The crickets will be attracted by the sweet odor and jump into the bowl where they will drown".-Courtesy of Home Depot

 

....and, to 'improve the mood', a nice rose', candlelight, and softly play 'night music' from outdoors....

'Dinner and movie' don't cut it with crickets, Cratchit...'

 

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Anybody care to translate for me what the heck dabel is talking about??!

It's easier to understand tubebuffer...

This guy don’t care about cricket and cricket no care about his bad taste music. It has no prefer genre. Librarian come over with maid and suck the cricket out with garden hose in five minute. She contortionist got all up there. After we spend time in gym listen to Maggie and she teach wife sister pole dance technique on mushroom. She good student. I might put screen on Wilson port because I loose critical listen time with cricket.

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It seem every thread mine getting delete. It because of knuckle drag liberal get offended and report. Only other reason is I try to save Miller from being shill and nobody want me help him because he cut ties as audio web addiction. I travel to Far East to support company I acquire so be there and Costs Rica for winter. Maybe I return to site in summer when I back home again.

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