What is the forum code word for "listen to this stoned". I'd like to use it on these two:

Drink enough Guinness Stout and you will see god.

Xanax.

Seriously, it should be dumped into the water supply. Take like 7 or 8 and nestle in because you will become a part of that chair for the next few hours... blissful

I'm almost afraid to admit it, but I've never been stoned, never felt the need. Have I missed anything?

Yeah, right. Crystal meth, window panes, crack, it’s all legal, man! 🤗

Marijuana and mushrooms are legal. I think you can say, “stoned” now without worry!

Since this is the forum for audiohiles, I guess the term 'tweak' might fit, if or when is propely applied...

"thinking is the best way to travel"

Ha, excellent one schubert! I can't be around stoners, and not just because of all the coughing (and coughing, and coughing, and coughing.....). All they do is act like silly teenagers; it's pathetic and even worse, boring.

Stupid would do .

Analytical 

Self Medicated.

Hey, tpreaves... If I accidentally run over a German shepherd, is it OK to get out of the car and say, Dawg why you be all up in my grill?

f'd up as a run over dog 

"critical listening"

I'm thinking "Recommended" vs. "Required" 

I use "Buzz required".  No questions like What’s LTTS?  We know.

Barring a better one, I'm going with LTTS for now. 

 Recreationally enhanced

Sitting in the dark listening to some Floyd is trippy enough for me:)Maybe some strawberry incense too.

Chemically altered.
Which could mean many things. Such as Prozac, Cymbalta, THC or ETOH. We will know what you mean. And, I agree with all the albums mentioned. Just be careful with handling the LPs. Disc servers are safer!
If I may go off on a tangent for a moment. Anyone who believes that THC is worse than alcohol is dead wrong. I have 38 years of Emergency Medicine experience and this is a fact proven to me every single day. Enjoy the music.  Life is all too brief. 

“They don’t call it dope for nothin’.”

Check that out. The most seriously permanently altered state dude on the site turns out to be an anti-drug prude. Hilarious.

Back to the OP, the code word for "listen to this stoned" is "listen to this stoned."

“Just Say No”