Greatest song titles..


I had just posted regarding excellent artists,,,

I'm wondering, is there any greater song title other than.. "To be of use"? This is on Smog's "Red Apple Falls" lp. Think about it.
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With No Definite Future And No Purpose Other Than To Prevail Somehow 

The Mermen
"Aliens Ate My Buick" is certainly a great album title, but, I don't believe there is a song/track by that name.
Dan Hicks: "How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away". Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band: "Jazz (Delicious Hot, Disgusting Cold)".
Another album title:  Spooky Tooth's "You Broke My Heart So I Busted Your Jaw".
Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict.  Pink Floyd.
nmmusicman, You are correct. If I wasn't, I apologize.

Little Village "Solar Sex Panel", "Don't Bug When I'm Working"
astro58go,

"Waiter, There's A Yawn In My Ear"
"Singing The Dolphin Through"

That would be from The Roaring Silence album by Manfred Mann's Earth Band.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Roaring_Silence

I got beat to the punch by a bunch of ya’ll, so I’ll nominate "Baby Let Me Bang Your Box" by Doug Clark and The Hot Nuts. How that got by the censors so my friends and I were able to listen to it in the turntable booth at our local record shop (you older guys know about them. Ever make out in one?) in San Jose is a mystery to me. Even their name!

Then there is my ol’ buddy from SJ Cornell Hurd, now in Austin fronting a Western Swing/Hard Country Band (part Asleep At The Wheel, part Commander Cody) with his song "If You Mess With My Mind You’re Gonna Get Your Hands Dirty". Covered by the great Springfield Missouri band The Symptoms aka The Morells. Now THERE was a band!

"Daddy's Drinking Up Our Christmas,"  Commander Cody and the Lost Planet Airmen
"The Last Cartographer of Dreams" - Indigolab

(Thought you might enjoy that one, Mapman)
Not a title, but the previous entry reminded me of the first time I heard "New Age Girl", by Dead Eye Dick. She won't eat meat, but .... I laughed.
Another Zappa entry: An instrumental ballad called "I promise not to come in your mouth."
"Miles Davis - Bill Evans Reunion In The Sky" by Ron DiSalvio. What a song title, what a thought.
What about: "If I Said You Have a Beautiful Body (Would You Hold it Against Me)" by the Bellamy Brothers.
There have been several songs and albums with the title:

"Laika Come Home." Can anyone tell me who did the original (LONG before the Gorillaz).
How about an album title: "I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left"....Seasick Steve
Ct0517: Cool! Good to see you here.

I think there's a Wilco song that needs to be called out...
Whose makin love to your old lady while you were out makin love
or
I married her just because she looks like you

"I've Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart" - Johnny Cash

"You're the Reason Our Kids are So Ugly" - Loretta Lynn

"I Married Her Just Because She Looks Like You" - Lyle Lovett

"If the Phone Don't Ring, It's Me" - Jimmy Buffett
The One Eyed Trouser Snake Rumba / Humble Pie

You ain't no street walkin' mama but I sure love the way you strut your stuff / Taj Mahal