Come Back Geoff Kait!


Has anyone heard from Geoff? 

I miss his humour and acerbic wit. 
soma70
Glupson
You do me wrong sir!
Never said it was feeble.
Just not on the wavelength we were on.
However it was a nice piece of deductive work I admit.

Oh lordy, he is striking back from beyond the grave then.
Is nothing sacred?
uberwaltz,

I am not sure where geoffkait is striking from, but he was less than his usual self. Maybe as the weather gets colder his temperament becomes cooler, too.
This is a strange thread. It is about geoffkait, but posts mentioning geoffkait get deleted.

At the same time, he sends private messages through Audiogon that are anything but nice.
Glupson.
If GK is really sending unpleasant messages to other members then that is definitely not in the spirit of this site.
Just submit a report to admin and let them know what he is doing.
His return will be swiftly curtailed.
uberwaltz,

Unpleasantness will depend on tolerance, but sending an unprovoked message with only one short sentence how an entire geographical area "...is the scum of the Earth" is puzzling. There is some serious anger built in there.
glupson, I gather GK lives too close to DC to remain unaffected by the 'negative energy' emanations...I fear I'd be tempted to be put some of my 'bad vibes' into play...(...you don't need my bad dreams, no...)...but it's best that I live where I do:  Far Enough Away.😒

Thank you, Friend carpathian *S*  And, Yes, my meds are not only up to date, but SOTA as well....including the Watchman in my shoulder...💖

....it's the 'enhancements' that allow for my magnetic poisson-ality....it messes with my ATM cards periodically as well....*shrug* 

As was said, "The drugs that Mother gives you don't Do anything at all..."
...except keep me alive, perhaps much to somes' chagrin...or grins...;)

I attempt the latter...invoke the first as well, but everything is hit or miss to some degree....🤞

Beside myself, I really don't know how to write...type differently...🤨


...think of me as a better-looking 'altGK', exposed to alien radiations...

*getting ready to duck...*L*
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glupson
6,338 posts09-19-2020 8:54pmThis is a strange thread. It is about geoffkait, but posts mentioning geoffkait get deleted.

At the same time, he sends private messages through Audiogon that are anything but nice.

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Yes it is strange, same with me. UNLIKE, "the goofy guy".
A whole "new personality", rising, from the Phoenix.

A WHOLE NEW GK...

Oh my, Brother GK welcome, have you converted, I’ll warm up the
Baptismal Pool, or we can do LIVING water, any river you prefer,
I say the River Brazos in Texas, my mother was baptised there in 1940.

Come on in Brother, the water’s fine, We shall gather at the river, the wonderful....... LOL.
Give you a good dunk and come up a whole new person... No Charge!....It’s free, can’t pay for it, can’t buy it..
Can’t earn it, can ONLY ask for it... YUP....

MERCY, Welcome to the fold, brother... :-)

Lyons, and Tigers, and Bears, oh yea...

Regards
What no PM? GK, GK, ......................................crickets, and an a bullfrog every now and then.

 I can hear the Bullfrogs callin' me now. CCR

Repent, GK, Repent, more crickets, and another bullfrog, ribbit, ribbit!!

Maybe "Silence is Golden", by the Organic Mechanic, on Steroids.
Kind of an oxymoron...

BTW That will be a FIFTY, for the dunk if your not sincere, if you are.
REALLY you are, really sincere, I'll come wherever you're at, and do it, no cost to you, what so ever,..NOT A DIME!!!

Here is the thing though, multiple personalities, may take a few time, I'd say at least, 4-5 good DUNKS,  aught to do.  30 seconds on the last one for good measure, start wigglin' I'd have to hold ya there until ya stop...

Get my drift?

On the sweet, By and By. Come on dog, lets go feed the chickens..
Wonderful first day of the week.. Time for some fall cleanup..

Regards
Come on in Brother, the water’s fine, We shall gather at the river, the wonderful....... LOL.
Wasn't We Shall Gather at the River the song that was sung in the beginning of The Wild Bunch, right before best shoot out ever filmed?

All the best,
Nonoise
If anyone needs a translation, I’d be happy to oblige.
Call it a divine gift, but I can somehow inexplicably understand both avsjerry AND oldhvymec...
Not sure if I'm blessed or cursed!😇👿
Probably so, I use to work on a little sweet pine farm, (mostly) it had all types of trees standing on it. It was 55 acr. or so. This was Prattville, AL. (about 15-20 miles from Selma) 1960, I was 6 years old. It was my job to drive the tractor, pretty straight, and keep it from driving over my brother, father and mother. Father was station there USAF, my mother was a nurse (full time), where ever we were at.

There was this OLD church, across the road, EVERY sunday this place would get to hoppin’, I mean JUMPIN’. Until about 1:00, then they would let out the church, and about an hour later, the old Juke Joint across the river, would take off. The whole time my mother was singing along, from the church music, to the Juke Joint music across the river, she never missed a note. Just one of those universal things..

I was raised on it, ol time religion, AND MUSIC.. Never done me wrong.

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Meth does this to people. 

My methods, are different, but I haven't done meth in almost 50 years, they use to call it cross tops
(benzedrine, and dexedrine), and the military had BLACK Beauties.  Made me sleepy, OCD would
get to kickin' Heck didn't drink coffee until I was 49. Yup..

Regards
Carp
I tried, I really did but even the Babel fish went belly up!

Prattville, Alabama, been there too many times for work.......
oldhvymec,
Is altruistically offering geoff absolution through baptism by the local river. It seems that geoff has yet to accept his proposal. If geoff is sincere, absolution will cost him nothing, with hvy even offering to go to him. If geoff is insincere, the price is $50. hvy also alludes to geoff having multiple personalities, which may require several dunkings, with one extra long one at the end. Then, hvy is off with his faithful dog to feed the chickens, feeling good to be alive on this fine autumn day.
uber,
Not good to have a dead, raw fish in your ear.
May I suggest tweezers, soy sauce and a bit of wasabi....
"oldhvymec, Is altruistically offering geoff absolution through baptism by the local river.....with hvy even offering to go to him."

I got it. oldhvymec will bring local river from Texas to geoffkait. I'd buy a ticket for that. VIP lounge a little higher up. I do not like being sprinkled. Just in case that current problem is contagious.
SHANE !!! Come back Shane...... Father wants you.......Mother wants you... Shane.. come back Shane......
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oldhvymec,
That was a cute story about your childhood, but I want to correct you about the white crosses (cross tops). They are not meth, which is a whole lot worse.
As a very occasional poster here I still managed to get that GK did thoroughly enjoy yanking people's chains. Especially if it had to do with Tekton Moabs for some reason. Not sure exactly why as they are perfectly adequate speakers.
Carpathain, as long as I don't leave you cursing "...wtf did he Mean by That?!" *L*  You'll know when my hinges fail....;)  Not quite yet...*G*

Meth....hmmm....meth od...method....understood....I had a fancy 'bout speed and internasals...put the brakes on, and set the parking brake.
Resorted to too strong coffee instead.... No, no Red Bull BS...

The caffeine is from urea....a component of fertilizer.  Look it up.
Stop drinking sh*t, really..... 

BTW...I can Xlate myself, but fear the result might prove to be worse.

(This forum is actually being kinda fun, get everyone tradin' jibes 'n asides...The Forum About Nuthin', shades of Seinfeld....'Philes Phoolin' About'...;)...)

Keep your Babel fish amused...when pissed, they eat towards the center.  You can spot the symptoms; flapping mouth syndrome, much adverbs about nothing....😏

I'm a journeyman on a serious quest to solve a guess.

GK missing all the fun...assuming he'd find this fun....;)


"I'm takin' little white pills and my eyes are open wide", from the classic C&W song "Six Days On The Road, written by Earl Green and Carl Montgomery. First made famous by Dave Dudley, covered by just about everyone, including Merle Haggard, The Flying Burrito Brothers (Gram Parsons, Chris Hillman, Chris Ethridge, Sneaky Pete), Steve Earle, hundreds of others.

I myself have performed the song in honkytonks from Northern and Southern California to Springfield Missouri (home to the great roots bands The Skeletons and The Morells, both including the great Telecaster player D. Clinton Thompson and his partner-in-crime Lou Whitney, a solid bass player and producer. Fans of theirs include not just myself and my musician pals, but also Dave Edmunds, Nick Lowe, and Elvis Costello). The song is a certified classic, audience members regularly requesting it. If you're going to play honkytonks, you had BETTER know it!

Those little white pills are the cross-tops referred to above. Also known as bennies, short for benzedrine. Popular not only with long-distance truck drivers, but also bands on the road. The bands that travel the white version of the black "chitlin' circuit"; one night stands in bars, roadhouses, dancehalls, granges, etc., miles apart, scattered from sea to shining sea. Play the gig, pack up the gear (unless its a 2-nighter), go back to the motel for beers (Evan Johns drank Budweiser in the can, at room temperature. Oy!) and whiskey (and weed for those so inclined). Sometimes just the band, sometimes with a few females from that night's audience. You wanna get to know the country? Travel it in a band. ;-)

Up in the morning and back on the road, washing down the bennies with a fresh beer or Bloody Mary. It was on that circuit and in these venues that The Hawks (later known as The Band) worked for years, in the process becoming the best ensemble Rock 'n' Roll band in the world. Dylan could have hired anyone, he chose them. Best band he ever had. 

roxy543,462 posts09-20-2020 9:44pmoldhvymec,
That was a cute story about your childhood, but I want to correct you about the white crosses (cross tops). They are not meth, which is a whole lot worse.

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Yea I know, the stuff I was talking about you could get a Dr to write a scrip on... I know. I just stayed away, pretty much. BUT in CA. That stuff is everywhere. No thanks... I remember being able to get scrips for steroids. I use to use them the heal, and recover A LOT quicker. Sure use to bulk up quick, 6 weeks or so of it.

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I wouldn’t wish I’ll health on anyone. Geoff allows me to feel grateful that I have a full life . Otherwise I might be a spineless , weak , poop talking individual, that is the leader of an online circle jerk .

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I wish you good health, hope you feel better,

I have a cousin, doing life in a Texas Penitentiary. My wife has a cousin doing life, he was in San Quentin, been in since he was 19, he’s 71 now.
Spent more time in jail than Charlie Manson. The guy was high and committed a crime, he still can’t remember, what he did.. It’s strange the two other guys, (mommies and daddies that had a LOT of money) remembered EVERYTHING. THEY were the killers, walked away SCOTT FREE, lawyers, money, and the Latino kid went to JAIL, forever.. EVERYONE knew what happened, no one did a thing, Pittsburg CA, Mid to late 60s.

You got PTSD, and heart problems, and HAD to beat people to a pulp. I’d never do it, I’d have to walked away..
NEVER had to beat a soul, EVER. I have, but I never HAD TO.
Yup I use to kick box, thought I was tough. LOL

Yea When they fight back and aren’t afraid to fight back, Tell me all about PTSD who doesn’t have it? I muddle through mine, sheer hell! My father, a lot of my friends. I didn’t choose mine, It was a gift, from guess who?

I spent 89 days in a Panamanian, lockup, 4 X 4 cage, PTSD, I’ll take it, I’m alive...and happy to have it.. I think every day about those guards, 47 years ago. Every day... One. ONE would give me rice WITHOUT cockroaches, I wanted the protein, just out of spite...
All behind Vaccines from SE Asia being transported, to the Philippines, and Detroit diesel parts going to the Alaska. MECHANIC, I was the mechanic... I was lookin’ for STDs not PTSD. Crap!!!

I laugh about it NOW, there are two side to every coin.. 47 years ago, though, I might have argued a bit..

Regards
   FWIW , I was staff ( SERT ) , not a resident . However most of my friends are cops , convicts and lawyers . The rest are in the medical field . We’re all thrill seeking type A’s . Cheers, going for my first ride in a month , now that the fires have eased and I can see the sun . Listening to Bob Seger as I prepare . My apologies to anyone I offended , as I was MODERATED ... Cheers . 
In Joni's, big yellow taxi, she write's "don't it alway's seem to go that you don't know what you got till it's gone"? Now I don't know that I'd equate GK's presence quite as Paradise ..... HA

buellrider97, which sort of Buell?  Mho, the nicest thing that could happen to an HD engine...;)
Old (age & time known) running bud of mine had one of their nice frames, more cafe' racer than crusier.  Got stole from his driveway, found later laid down with a punk stuck under it (still alive, so he got his from the PD).

He'd tried to 'camo' it and wrench off some parts for disguise.  Broke my buds' heart disassembling it to clean it up, gave up, and bought a Beemer in his grief...
Last I knew, the parts are still boxed up in his garage....
A friend in common who details bikes would've (and likely, still) made it 10/10 again, but....it sits....:(
One of a run of 500...but I guess that's commonplace for Buell...
iso, one can never tell where a tale may trail...or something like that...

I'm a reluctant river baptism type....the sudden urge to be held down until the bubbles 'n struggles Stop...

One either has Faith Fulfilled, or Flushed Fear. *!*

The first is rare, the second has become the Daily Dread....

...which would have been a terrific band name after Further got parked....just sayin'....

Just think (it's ok, I know..thought without pain is difficult of late, what with the constant *trumptrumptrump* of the daily drivel...)....

Sugar Magnolia > Sucrose Maple
Truckin' > Sluffin' ("...got to shed this skin...sunburnt, nuthin' appease a min...woe woe babe sunsleepin' a sin....")

...set includes an interminably long 'jam', done EDM-style on a Pioneer mix decks....

The '60's were fun....what I remember, anyway....*dazed G*

The STD's sucked, after getting some....;)
WANTED: Dead or Alive; the former Grate-full, the second stuffed with mirthful malice towards the last 60 years.  Will need access to an astounding amount of Money, or credit capable of sending DJT into a whimpering state of jaudiced jealousy.

The Plan: A 'proper send-up' of the time frame mentioned.
Will combine 'Fear & Loathing in LV', 'The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy', 'Harold & Kumar (do whatever they did)', 'Candy' (remember Ringo Starr saying "This no good...", or "It's DADDY!"), and other mind-bending and just straight-up Bent parodies of life in the Unitdefiled Snakes.

The Goal:
-Viewers exiting wondering wtf just happened
-or-
-They'll know what they want, but they don't know 'what' is 'what'
-or-
-"Well, Trish, that just shows to go ya' why Everything is so hopelessly f..." and the delayed sugar 'rush' hits, just as the car is put into DRIVE.

"....and the Academy Award for...well, we really don't have a category for whatever that was, and no one wants to take responsibilty for what happened afterwards.  So, we're just going to put this down here....*edge of stage, where it still sits, to this day...*

(Soon to be featured on Go Fund Me....)
...btw....That *pointing Up* is Normal.

No adult-terants....nothing swallowed, inhaled, inserted anywhere or how....

I have to recognise a keyboard when I'm at one. ;)
The caffeine is from urea....a component of fertilizer. Look it up.
Stop drinking sh*t, really.....

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Well close, off by an orifice, or two, or three, there are birth defect to consider..

Regards
avsjerry.  OK....enough,  Just STOP, please, before all of us have to unfollow this thread.  
Meanwhile: this thread finds itself swirling around the event horizon of GK's favorite, cosmic toilet (a commentative black hole).    
"(a commentative black hole)"


For a moment I thought you wrote  "a commemorative black hole" and was a little uneasy.
Hey, I’m good for taking and giving a break....

*places Post-It:
"Coming Soon!
The AG/GK Commemorative Black Hole all have been expecting!
 (Explict instructions were left...)*

Ciao, J
Ahhh....now I get why jerry's posts are so obtuse.  He pulled all his keys to clean his keyboard and put some of them back in the wrong place. 

In related news: an Elizabeth siting!

She posted recently on the AudioCircle GR Research Forum, in the thread about Danny Richie's new loudspeaker cable.

....I Could make an oblique 'crack' about simplistic theories in regards to potently complex conundrums...

*oops*
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