Come Back Geoff Kait!

oldhvymec,

Hey! Nice to see you posting!
Surgery went well I take it.
Wonderful!!

Hey, tooblue!

The secret to understanding jerry's posts is that he is an expert in the utilization of obscure references. He's also quite good at word play, which he cleverly uses in his imaginative stories, which can change from sentence to sentence.
You have to think of them in the vein of a word puzzle.
Either that, or the doctors haven't quite figured out his proper dosages.....

uber,
You have a Babel fish too?
I got mine at a little shop next to the restaurant at the end of the universe...

asvjerry,

I always enjoy reading your posts.
They are creative and quite fun to decipher.

If anyone needs a translation, I’d be happy to oblige.
Call it a divine gift, but I can somehow inexplicably understand both avsjerry AND oldhvymec...
Not sure if I'm blessed or cursed!😇👿

uber,
Not good to have a dead, raw fish in your ear.
May I suggest tweezers, soy sauce and a bit of wasabi....

oldhvymec,
Is altruistically offering geoff absolution through baptism by the local river. It seems that geoff has yet to accept his proposal. If geoff is sincere, absolution will cost him nothing, with hvy even offering to go to him. If geoff is insincere, the price is $50. hvy also alludes to geoff having multiple personalities, which may require several dunkings, with one extra long one at the end. Then, hvy is off with his faithful dog to feed the chickens, feeling good to be alive on this fine autumn day.

hvy,
You've led a very interesting life......

Hey, speak for yourself.
His posts are better than the Sunday cryptoquote...!