Coconut Audio $1.5 million power cord


"Coconut-Audio Artemis power 10m MASTERPIECE 98% discount! Euro plug immediate delivery!

retail price is $1,500,000
selling price is $25,000

Yes, that's right. The retail prices is $1.5 MILLION. My side hurts from laughing. HaHaHa.
higgsboson
Laughing so much that I have tears coming out of my eyes, this will send me back to sleep
Thank you for the post OP if you are still around after 7 years

It would be like paying for a YBA amp partially made by Shanling or an Ayer disc player that’s based on an Oppo with a 300 percent markup. 
Here's an idiot that blew over 1.5 million, he could have traded for a Coconut cord!!
I just tried to place an order for 2 of them and they are now back ordered. Darn!

I sent an email asking if I pay in advance how long would it take for delivery?
PT Barnum was smart enough to know a thing doesn't sell itself, no matter how great the thing is. That's why there's a circus barker. Step right this way, Ladies and Gentlemen, see the Greatest Show on Earth.
From what I read, BArnum led the good life yet had failed investments and financial troubles and eventually was elected to COngress.

So apparently his entertaining yet notorious antics did not pay off in the end and he decided to "serve the public".

Progenitor, indeed!
I liked Barnums sign stating "This way to the Egress" where upon people would go that direction to a tent flap that led out of the circus and had to pay again to re-enter.

Seems he was a progenitor for modern bankers, politicians and CEOs.

All the best,
Nonoise
"Phineas Taylor Barnum (July 5, 1810 – April 7, 1891) was an American showman, businessman, scam artist and entertainer, remembered for promoting celebrated hoaxes and for founding the circus that became the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus.[1]

Although Barnum was also an author, publisher, philanthropist, and for some time a politician, he said of himself, "I am a showman by profession...and all the gilding shall make nothing else of me,"[2] and his personal aims were "to put money in his own coffers."[3] Barnum is widely but erroneously credited with coining the phrase "There's a sucker born every minute."[4]"

Personally, I love a good circus!
Not too long ago maybe a decade at least 70% of philes had same philosophy as coconut audio towards tweaks and sound.
Going by his feedback, it looks like he has sold a few things. I can just imagine what someone who comes to this site for the first time .With a sincere desire to learn about great sounding audio,must think when they see this crap.
I dont see why you laugh at an 1.5 Million Cable (there is other for 2 M on their web site too) and dont laugh at an $25,000 or 5000/m Cable that are very common these days , available from many brands.

I am on the business myself, and suggesting $5,000 or $1.5M for a cables worth is both a joke and a rip off.

Maybe some day when we discover more "super conductors" it could be justified to charge $5,000 or more per meter for an IC.

Today, it just doesn't add up
I'm selling my cat for $100k retail $2.5 million . With the cat by your side when you listen to your music is like 3D movie. The cat have been train for the last 5 yrs just to do that . All trade are welcome, payment as low as $1 a day with approve credit. Hurry sale end in 30sec after you finish reading this ad.
Marakanetz, PT Barnum also said,

“More persons, on the whole, are humbugged by believing in nothing, than by believing too much”. P.T. Barnum quotes

Cheers
Yes Geoff,
Someone's foolishness definitely would make someone happy.
That's why we have comedy clubs!

Keep laughing and be happy all!
I have watched all of his youtube videos.
I am not ready to buy a cable.
Tho, I will not rule him out as a personal physical trainer.
I can't decide between the white dolphins and the hell balls.What a fun website:D
If you hold the seashell to your ear can you hear the ocean or do the "alien" properties render it to just a babbling brook or that dripping facet sound that we all hate?

All the best,
Nonoise
My favorite tweak are the seashells, which you can see here. Here is the description...
SeaShell BlackRain gives a blacker background with higher resolution that is sparkly and fresh. It sounds like the rain at night. It can be used on top of the component or under cables. BlackRain is the only SeaShell that can be used under cables because of its Rainmain silver purification technology on the surface of the crust, it's in direct contact with the cable which cleans the sound.
According to the website, its "performance price" is $700, but they are selling them factory direct for a mere $350. Clearly a bargain. Especially when you consider that they feature an "Alien crystal formula." That must have been very hard to come by.

Gotta go. I have to place my order before you guys buy them out.

Bryon
Curiosity got the best of me, and I had to check out the website, somewhat entertaining as I definitely got a few laughs.

Marakanetz, didn’t see any elevators, and your price may be low for a custom order.

Elizabeth, true, except for amplifiers, and that power cord is 2 million.

There is a power cord that really intrigues me, and it’s only ½ million.
Its name is the “Magic Mushroom.” Hmmmm…..
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A 10M Power Cord? How many cable elevators would I need? I guess with that much discount, I can't really ask to have them thrown in for free!
At one point he was offering a power cord in exchange for a working wristwatch and food.
Perhaps that offer still stands.