Most annoying song, period.


Sorry if I'm replicating a thread.    I've been wanting to say this for years:  Rick Astley - Never gonna give you up.  What's yours?
shtinkydog
"Africa" by Weezer.  I want to run off the road when I hear this crappy version of a great song.

dtximages,

I have to agree with you about their version of Africa. I don't find it annoying, but they certainly didn't add anything to it. The guitar has a little more crunch to it, but the vocal harmonies are not mixed in the correct balance, which is everything with that song. I'm sure that they meant well, but this time, they should have left it to the experts.   

Gotta love this thread and jump on.
Call me crazy but Eddie murphy's Roxanne  in the movie 48 hours when he's in jail singing with headphones on is a better version than the Police.
And a warning to y'all, do NOT put Kung Fu Fighting on this list, that's a classic.
And what's that song about the boss who cheats with his secretary Maria... Oh yeah, Take a letter Maria, don't recall artist.
@rockysantoro I was about to play "Frampton Comes Alive" last night on Tidal  and I literally said to myself, nah too annoying.

@jacksky When I was planting trees up in northern Canada close to 30 years ago I decide to serenade the rest of the tree planting crew with Roxanne and other Police hits while we waited for a helicopter. The looks on the crews faces made me think that I had done the best rendition of Roxanne or the most annoying.

Agree, Eddie singing in the cell in 48 Hours is a classic scene.
@rockysantoro--OP didn't ask for most annoying albums but if he had "Frampton Comes Alive" would also have been at the top of my list--i wonder how it sounds played backwards ?  Won't ever know cause thankfully i don't own it !!!
Not sure if they are already gone, but if not Micharl Bolton and Barry Manilow 
MUST DIE!🧐
I've been avoiding this thread because I knew it would be painful; but, thankfully, the humorous comments have more than made up for it.

After scouring the recesses of my memory, I came up with a song called:
"Gimme Dat Ding." I can't remember who did it (I refuse to call them an "artist"), nor do I want to know. I think that it came out in the late 60's or early 70's (probably 68 - 72).
Agree with loonytunz on Freebird.  Here's a vomit inducing trio; Kenny G., Michael Bolton ,and Debbie freakin' Boone!
Funkytown by Lipps, Inc. -- What was the point of that song?
Endless Love  by Lionel Ritchie and Diana Ross. No reason, it just irritated me.


Funkytown by Lipps, Inc.-- What was the point of that song?
Endless Love by Lionel Ritchie and Diana Ross, I felt mired in honey.  Irritated!
two more worthy candidates:  The Candy Man Can (Sammy Davis, Jr.) and Indiana Wants Me (R. Dean Taylor).  Just awful, both of them
Great thread. 

A tie:

“They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa” by Napoleon XIV. 

“We Three Kings” by Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Best experienced on a SOTA mega-buck system, they  sound, feel and elicit the same visceral response as a dentist’s drill with inadequate Novocaine. 
"Purple People Eater"
"Ina Gada Davida(?)"
"Blinded By The Light"
"Pinball Wizard"
"Elvira"
"Turn The Beat Around(Gloria Estefan version)" 
“Rubber Ducky”
”My Dingaling”

Both came out in the top 40 at the same time. Both suck just mightily!
Dare I say "Stairway to Heaven",it was good in it's day ,but they played it into the ground!
@shtinkydog, are you familiar with the Nick Lowe song "All Men Are Liars?"

If not, I think you'll appreciate the following lyrics:

Well, do you remember Rick Astley?
He had a great fat hit, it was ghastly.
He said I'm never gonna give you up or let you down,
Well, I'm here to tell you that dick's a clown!
Here's a couple stinkers nobody mentioned;  "Puff the Magic Dragon" and "Leavin' on a Jet Plane".  Peter Paul,and Mary. Wasn't Peter a pervert? Or was it Paul?
@jerseytrai

I'm always surprised when I hear 'Blister in the Sun' at MLB games.  
@Mitchagain, I've never heard that!  But i laffed my ass off when I read your reply!  It sure is ghastly!
"If I Could Turn Back Time" by Cher.  I wish I could turn back time to when you were still with Sonny. 
What, nobody has mentioned “Patches”?  Who the hell thought it was a good idea to set those awful lyrics to that awful music?

And “Leader of the Pack” and all of the songs about guys who take a girl to the prom only to learn that she has been dead for years.

And of course,”Bang a Gong”.

I guess I’m not sophisticated enough to appreciate the critically acclaimed album: "Troutmask replica" by Captain Beefheart.
It just grates on all my senses.
It pains me to say that I don't like Captain Beefheart at all.  I actually saw him and the band live, too.  Sometime in the prehistoric era.
I’m sorry falconquest, while I’d agree to most of what Bread did, "Baby-I’m-A-Want You" of course qualifies here, Incredibly, Mother Freedom is definitely one of the better songs, directly preceding it on the album. There used to be a live version on YouTube when they performed Mother Freedom at an Ohio radio station, but that’s gone now.

I happened to find a couple of records at a store, and I told the manager when I was buying them that I’d try not to hold it against him that he had not one, but two albums by the Starland Vocal Band.

One of those songs it was almost OK to listen to once, but not after 10K times, and in the spirit of the barking dogs Jingle Bells Song, I’ll nominate "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer." Unfortunately I’ll hear it another 10K times before Thanksgiving if I turn the radio on.

Definitively Yoko Ono's screeching voice. The first time I heard Yoko Ono
on the White Album, my living room window cracked, and my ears bled for two days and I almost blew my brains out. Its to bad the Mother ship never picked her up.
"Does anyone remember "Feelings" by Morris Albert?"

Rockysantoro - I think you just knocked it out of the park w/that one.