Most amusing album or song titles


Loudon Wainwright III: Attempted mustache.
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A group with a somewhat amusing name--Black Box Recorder--did a song called "Watch the Angel Not the Wire" which I think is clever.  

I also like Thomas Dolby's album: "Aliens Ate My Buick."
Mars Volta captured the ultimate in degraded human existence with the album title: "De-loused in a Comatorium."  I thought that was morbidly funny.

The Gorillaz' "Laika Come Home" is also pretty funny to me.
“It crawled into my hands, honest!” By the Fugs (album and song)
lyrics also Fugs:
...my baby went out with another guy and I feel like homemade sh!t...
So much for a wasted youth!
Personal favs:

 MOD- USA for MOD - loaded with,classics”

SOD. -  speak English or die!  Amazing!

 Two of the greatest albums ever released.  
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metal forever!
From "Joe's Garage "
Frank Zappa Lyrics"Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?"

[Act I]

[SCENE SEVEN]
[WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?]

Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady,
JOE makes a horrible discovery...

[JOE:]
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'N' grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...
when...
I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

"You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly" ---Country Partners (Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty)
“I’ve Got all This Ringing in my Ears and None on My Fingers”---Fall Out Boy
How about Spooky Tooth, "You Broke My Heart So I Busted Your Jaw"
or the great Vince Gill title (Not sure he ever actually wrote the song) "It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Have Been Chewing Your Ass All Day Long".
Dill.... Youre on the wrong site.  This is Audiogon not Anonymous questions to Doctors. 
None of these are overtly funny but... Don't Fight It, Marsha, It's Bigger Than Both of Us -Blam Blam Blam/ Never Mind the Bollocks its...The Sex Pistols / The Blues, the Whole Blues and Nothing But the Blues ...David Bromberg/Trout Mask Replica ...Capt Beefheart combined with the album cover is highly unusual if not funny
Big Bottom by Spinal Tap followed by a side serving of Break Like The Wind.......
"Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict"---Pink Floyd
I would initiate a "Funniest Guitar Solos" thread, but almost all are only unintentionally funny. One exception is the solo in The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band's "In The Canyons Of Your Mind" (on their Tadpoles album), which mocks the excessive guitar soloing that was going on in Rock at the time of it's release. One of my favorite pieces of humour, written by the brilliant Vivian Stanshall.
"God May Forgive You (But I Won’t)". Written by Harlan Howard & Bobby Braddock, I first heard it by Iris Dement (Rosie Flores does a great version too). When she would perform it with John Prine, she would sing it looking directly at him. Always gets a laugh. except from some Christian Right lunatic who claims it is "one of the most evil songs ever written." Sounds like a real fun guy.
I'm the Only Hell (Mama Ever Raised) from Redneck Girlfriend's album Blood Sweat and Beers
Hi Eric, I’ll start off with....

"Why They Name Whiskey After Men" Dawn Landes


"More Money For You And Me" -- The Four Preps

Well, perhaps in itself the title isn’t as amusing as some, but combined with the song’s fantastic impressions of diverse groups from the early days of rock n’ roll the result is one of the most amusing songs I can think of.

Note, btw, that the orchestration was conducted by Lincoln Mayorga, of Sheffield Lab fame, who was closely associated with The Four Preps during the early part of his career.

Best regards,
-- Al