Alice Cooper vs. Al Di Meola?

The Jimi Hendrix Strat - shaped turntable!

The Neil Young "On the Beach" model, featuring a sand-infused plinth for vibration deadening.  

These turntables aren't novelty garbage, maybe kinda/sorta audiophile level?

Who buys this stuff? Maybe on a world wide level 🤔 , but I can't imagine either being a hot  item in the U.S.

"The Neil Young "On the Beach" model, featuring a sand-infused plinth for vibration deadening"

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We're talking a high level  company doing this, so it would have to be sand from Zuma Beach, in Malibu. All the celebrity  goofballs would be protesting the devastating effects of upsetting the habitat of the Malibu Sand Flea!

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I don't think they're even the same species.  

I didn't realize that Revox made turntables; that looks like a pretty nice one that would play my 'Love It To Death' Rhino reissue and my upcoming 'Revenge of Alice Cooper', with the original band (even the late Glen Buxton is on 2 tracks), really well.... 

@tablejockey 

A sage observation. Standard "play sand" would probably not have enough intrinsic value (or cache) to appeal to the minds of many audiophiles.

What next: Al Pacino?