Alice Cooper vs. Al Di Meola?

I get a kick out of seeing manufacturers rolling out these artist tables

Longtime fan of Alice and Al, so gotta have both.

Use the Alice for those days when you're  feeling the urge for high volume assault

https://revox.com/us/detail/index/sArticle/510

Use the Al for more sophisticated, prog jazzy days?

https://clearaudio.de/en/products/turntables-celebrity_al_di_meola.php

I posted the Alice package earlier, and thought..huh? Maybe the marketing guys are grasping for a win in these challenged times?

Who's next?  What brand /artist do we need to knock it out of the park?

What would Tech Das rollout?😂