Does dose anyone see these speakers in real?

For that money I will hire my favorite band to play at my house and keep my speakers as is!

From the back those ugly speakers look like the gold statue that Indiana Jones found at the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark!  Maybe the speakers would be worth it if only we could speak Hovitos!

I built my speakers and are very nice to look at. Style like the Paragon speaker of old. They sound very expensive. I will sell them to you for 5 million!

I think it speaks well for our species that they haven't sold any of them yet. 

They look like the removed intestinal section after a partial colectomy.