Anyone (everyone) care to throw a dart?

OK, there's the sarcasm (what a surprise it's your MC) now c'mon how about some righteous indignation...

How dare you impugn my mockery and castigate by innuendo my biting commentary? Have you no sense of literature? Or television, even?!

Returning to sarcasm: no sense of humor, obviously.  

Thanks MC

For a novice, I was fairly good at the game of darts. I was asked to join a league once. 

Your target is undefined; no point in throwing the dart.  :(

I remember back in the 90's the Wall St Journal had a column Experts vs Darts where fund managers competed against stocks picked literally by throwing darts at the newspaper. If Arizonabob were to plaster his walls with Stereophile and start throwing darts he may well find his diminishing returns after all.