A student? In what grade? 8th?
No, I would not "by" this product. LOL!
No, I would not "by" this product. LOL!
opinions on this new product
Are you not at liberty to divulge to us the actual product name? Is this the one that also: fillets, chops, dices, slices, mows a lawn, picks up the kids from school, gets rid of unwanted facial hair or age spots, delivers a pizza, finds that slipper that's been at large under the Chaise Lounge for several weeks, plays a mean rhythm master, makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar, removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets, entertains visiting relatives, turns a sandwich into a banquet, changes your shorts, changes your life, changes into a nine year old Hindu boy, gets rid of your wife, walks your dog, doubles on Sax, (you can jump back Jack) steals your car, gets rid of gambling debts, quits smoking, is a friend, is a companion, never needs ironing, takes weight off hips-bust-thighs-chin-midriff, gives you dandruff and finds you a job, strips the phone company fee, gives you denture breath, gets rid of your Traveler's Checks, gets rid of Blackheads, the heartbreak of Psoriasis, it's effective, it's defective, it creates household odors, it disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection, it gives you an erection, it wins the election. Is it a redeemable coupon, no obligation, no salesman will visit my home?? Then I may be interested. |
I have dirty phones, I like quality speakers and I tend to oversleep. Sounds like a winner. Can it core a apple? "Chef of the Future"? |