Greatest song titles..

"LET'S HAVE A WAR" by FEAR.

I hate every bone in your body but mine - Poison

How about This classic.

How come my dog don't bark when you come around? Dr. John

"Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road" ... Louden Wainwright III.

"It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long"

"Lonely at the Bottom, Too" Tim O'Brien

Junior Kimbrough, "Most Things Haven't Worked Out"

Yes, Zappa, like "You are What You Is".

Bobby and Sylvia did a song called "You Broke My Heart And I Broke Your Jaw"

Spooky Tooth had an album called "You Broke My Heart, So I Busted Your Jaw".

Everytime I hear or read about that song I get it mixed up with Harry Nilsson's "You're Breakin' My Heart". Now that's a relationship ender for sure...

Martykl, that is a different song which I think May have inspired Spooky Tooth. It was a different genre more folksy humor. I just remember a friend had it on a 45 and played it all the time, regardless of protests!
I did remember the Spooky Tooth song but couldn't remember who did it.

"Alto Rhapsody" -- Johannes Brahms

Regards,
-- Al

Willie Nelson
Roll me up and smoke me

Most of the Zappa titles are pretty good.

Theo,

Is that "You Broke My Heart so I Busted Your Jaw" by Spooky Tooth, or a different song?

Then there are the Dandy Don Meredith country candidates:

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"

"My wife ran off with my best friend and I miss him"

Finger F.O.C by Friends Of Carlotta.

A very smelly grubby little oik

Or

The dog the dog hes at it again

Or

Nine feet underground

"You broke my Heart and I broke your Jaw" Bobby and Sylvia for the 70's
Best album title: "what were once vices are now habits" Doobie Bros.

"How can I miss you if you won't go away?", Dan Hicks and the Hot Licks!

"Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict"-Pink Floyd (Ummagumma)

I believe that Thomas August Darnell Browder (AKA August Darnell, AKA Kid Creole) has a lock on this competition. At the moment, my personal favorite is:

"Kiss Me Before The Light Changes"