You know you're an audiophile if--


You just got a pair of speakers you can barely move yourself (inverse proportionality with age probably too)

The first house you bought cost less than your current stereo investment (ditto)

You have boxes of cables with which you don't know what to do
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Milpai,

"You can confidently give advise on components that you never owned, or a technology that you have not used.

And people take it.

And your advise works!!"

Great stuff...I try to refrain from doing that too often, but Lord help me, I think it's true!
You know you're an audiophile if it takes more than half an hour to treat a CD.
you allocating funds little-by little, purchasing $20k Burmester or MBL, than bs-ing your wife you've paid $200.