You know you're an audiophile if--

also when moniker is after famous composer :-)

yea if u phile the audio

You don't go to live concerts, sit home and listen to
few CDs and/or vinyls that sound perfect as reference for next upgrade or tube-rolling;
each of your component has a dedicated line including iPad;
you enjoy more sound than music or musicians therefore you don't need to explore yourself onto other music except your few CDs of Diana Krall.

Don't be offended pal, I know Santana sucks as perhaps whole rock'n'roll that have nothing to do with music.

Schubert, Czar isn't exactly Russian autocrat, it comes from C-zar or Ceasar which is somewhat Latin.

I was given this nick 27 years ago voluntary 'christened' by my close friends compared to English Queen that is being inagurated as a matter of fact of a Royal family.
It's a nature of people to select leader after all.

you allocating funds little-by little, purchasing $20k Burmester or MBL, than bs-ing your wife you've paid $200.

...your equipment is smoke, animal and children free.

...and when you look for apartment, all you care about is placing your audio. everything else is optional including bedroom.