Bad experience with an electrician


I tried dating an electrician.  She said we could never find common ground.

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I went to the Doctor's and said I had broke my arm in two places.

The Doctor said don't go to those two places.

How many "Country Music" bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

1, no 5, no it's 1, no, it's 5, no! it's 1, no!, it's 5 

a little musician humor for you

“If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.”

― Dorothy Parker