Bad experience with an electrician

“If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.”

― Dorothy Parker

Sad musician humor from the 80's:

"What do you call a drummer?"

"Unemployed."

Computers and drum machines destroyed pop music. 😢

Both are very hurtful ;-)

Nowhere near as hurtful as seeing your friends lose their livelihood and homes. Computers drove me out of the studio and into manufacturing.

Clapton also can't read music.

There was a hilarious outtake floating around about 50 years ago from a Troggs session wherein the band wanted the drummer to repeat a fill on another take. Play that in a session and the gig was toast because everyone was ROTFLTFAO.

No need.

In many regards, Audio itself is a joke today

There are so many unproven false claims that sometimes I fall off my chair laughing... in despair.