From Stereolady's website: "I can tell you, even the most expensive systems probably cost less then the money most women throw at other stress relievers!"
What are these other stress relievers?
For all you lovely ladies reading this post:
I used to think I was an expensive "stress reliever".
Though, now, I suspect the opposite is true. I'm an expensive "stress generator"! And I'll bet that goes for a lot of these other guys, as well. (Especially, the ones with those stinky, obnoxious, cigar-smoky posts.)
I'm not quite sure why you women put up with us. My theory is that men are like puppies, sloppy, not too bright, but oh-so-adorable, so goofy, so silly-sweet.
Once you hold the right one in your arms, you just can't help but want to keep him and take him home.
And, while he might not be house-broken, yet, you're just sure he'll learn, if you teach him right. . .
Though most never really do learn to stop peeing on the floor, you can't help loving and keeping and caring for them, anyway.
That way they get scampering-crazy when they see you. And, ooh, that way they wag their tails! (The good ones, anyway.)
Sure, some run away. Some just get lost. But, you know they'd be lost without you.
They get kind of smelly, if you don't make sure they get a bath. Many can barely feed themselves. They shed. (And, some, one day, shed, completely.)
But, you'll love them till their teeth fall out and cry when they are gone.
Me? Sometimes, I think I'm nothing but a nuisance. I wouldn't recommend myself to anyone. I should come with a disclaimer.
I'm very lucky to be loved and to be able to give love, in return.
We all want to be cared for. And, we all need someone to care about. Whether we know it, or not. (People who only care about themselves, eventually, don't care about anything at all.)
I've looked at your site, StereoLady. Those are pretty good systems. And, yes, very pretty, too. Not as pretty as you are. But nice.
I, still, don't know what those other stress relievers are, specifically for women, that exceed $88,000.00, though. A tour of Europe? A luxurious cruise? A bad night of Baccarat?
However, if the Lifetime channel can stay on the air, even with all those crappy movies, why not a high-end site for women? I helped start a high-end store twenty-five years ago that catered as much to women as to men. Unheard of at the time.
It's, still, there. And it, still, does.