Help Me Name a New Band


Audio Friends,

I've joined a band. We have gigs on the book, but are sorely lacking a name. We'll be a 4-piece playing mostly instrumental improv funk ala Herbie Hancock, the Meters, or Medeski Martin and Wood. An internally-imposed rule is that the name should _not_ contain musical or genre descriptors like funk, groove, pocket, etc. Or numbers. We appreciate irony. A couple of near misses so far:

The Safety Meeting
Suitcase of Courage
The Vague

Let's throw some more stuff against the wall and see what sticks! Have at it.
cymbop
Dirty Urine was my suggestion. To which the comment "Maybe better for punk band" was referring. Duh.
04-05-12: Chadnliz
The Baffles

WE HAVE A WINNER!

Baffle.

"The Baffles" was taken by a now-defunct British band. So that's it: Baffle. It's concrete. It's abstract. It's an answer and a question. We like it.

Chadnliz, I'll be sure to send you a recording when we have one. Thanks.
Cool name...tho it sounds like a straight up 70s punk band...doesn't entirely match the music...
The 'Cramps' were somewhat popular. How about, 'Colon Spasm'? Alimentary, my dear Watson!
ascended testicles
episiotomy
torn sack
dirty knobs
bent pipes
splashbacks
grounded pilots
newtooth
graytheists
Funny to see this thread come back.

Baffle played about five shows in Chapel Hill before it kinda petered out.  Right as the pandemic started I finally joined a band here in Greenville.  It's called...

Wait for it...

Hot Yoga!
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