Earwax!

If you would, please clearly describe exactly what it was like before and after, and mail it along with your specimen to Millercarbon's Ear Wax Museum, Earie, PA.

Unfortunately, the specimen is not available, as the doctor who removed it needed it for a symposium she was giving on unusually gross accumulations of human-produced gunk in Oslo next month.

"Unfortunately, the specimen is not available"

Got any really good UFO photos in lieu of the EW?

DeKay

It’s funny you should ask. I wrote a book in which the main idea was that bellybutton lint was actually an offshoot of the dust bunnies that lived under peoples beds and fed on their dreams. Needless to say, no one published it.

Not surprised:

The plot is very (too) close to that of "The Celestine Prophecy".

Oh, and speaking of lint - here are the UFO pics...

https://www.pocket-lint.com/cameras/news/157512-best-ufo-photos-and-sightings-captured-on-film

DeKay

Actually, I saw  a ufo once, one of the silver disks. it was fllitting around. At that time in my life, it didn’t even seem that weird and I didn’t have much of a reaction. I have no idea what it was.I think the problem with the lint book is that it was just too close to the truth, so the government intervene to keep anyone from finding out about the bad dust bunnies.

I was an abductee from early childhood up until my mid 20's.

One benefit was that they, the aliens, always cleaned out my ears (along with with other things).

DeKay

Based on how much pain I endured at urgent care, that seems like it’s worth it.

don't forget to remind your barber/stylist to remove hair from ear holes.