Earwax!

Unfortunately, the specimen is not available, as the doctor who removed it needed it for a symposium she was giving on unusually gross accumulations of human-produced gunk in Oslo next month.

It’s funny you should ask. I wrote a book in which the main idea was that bellybutton lint was actually an offshoot of the dust bunnies that lived under peoples beds and fed on their dreams. Needless to say, no one published it.

Actually, I saw  a ufo once, one of the silver disks. it was fllitting around. At that time in my life, it didn’t even seem that weird and I didn’t have much of a reaction. I have no idea what it was.I think the problem with the lint book is that it was just too close to the truth, so the government intervene to keep anyone from finding out about the bad dust bunnies.

Based on how much pain I endured at urgent care, that seems like it’s worth it.