Bad experience with an electrician


I tried dating an electrician.  She said we could never find common ground.

erik_squires

Ok, I’ll tell you.

 

The people of Dubai don’t like Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Doooo

...death, by 1K puns...

O, Lard....deliver uz from doom....

 

"Nah..*cosmic laughter*"

....the only thing they fear....is you.

I went to the Doctor's and said I had broke my arm in two places.

The Doctor said don't go to those two places.

How many "Country Music" bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

1, no 5, no it's 1, no, it's 5, no! it's 1, no!, it's 5 

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