Just curious if any of you are using a device like this?

I wasnt offended one bit. And my response wasnt directed  only at YOU. All you have to do is take a quick glance at most if not all of the responses. Key thing is if these respondents have actually experimented with such devices. I can tell you definitively many dismiss such things out of hand. 

Whatever. I know I will never do any business with you for sure. 

I will be closing the doors today and selling off all of the stock. 

Distortion mice go in, but they don't come out and inhabit your speakers. 😳

I use it, or something similar, but purely for illustration purposes.