You know you have audiophile system when...

You know you have an audiophile system if you have heard your friends say....

Why do you need all those boxes? you must play your music really loud.

Are those speakers or missle launchers? (I have Wilsons)

Why do you have black garden hose coming from the back of your speakers?

Why is there only one chair in the room?

Can you turn the AC up?  The more music you play, the warmer it gets in here.

I think I'm hearing just the "RIGHT" amount of cowbell

Cheers Gents!!

Your wife leaves you and that's not necessarily a bad thing.

...when you play your favorite recordings and have difficulty pinpointing that which can be improved...

When you plan your vacations around audio stores to visit.

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You know you have audiophile system when...it would cost less to actually book the band you're listening to and have them perform for you live.