Cable co. is forcing me to rent or buy what they call a

I know if they would only invent a dual nose hair trimmer, heck ears too, don't stop there...:-)

Ok time for a little electroshock therapy, some habits are hard to break..

Regards

Now this is what I call a great post.  Informative, funny and I'm pretty sure the OP can't get this kind of advice anywhere.  Keep up the good work.

@oldhvymec+1 on the dual nose hair trimmer.  As for the ears, you're just asking WAY too much...

I gave up on TV and cable TV years ago.  Listening to compressed commercials leaping out of the stereo became too annoying.  Radio Paradise, Netflix and DVDs are my go to.   TV commercials are crass and insulting.  Back in the dinosaur 50s, commercials were 2 minutes per hour, now I don't know/care.

^^^^Speaking of,WTF happened to Congress supposedly putting an end to max volume on commercials?Guess it was too much work..