I wanna hear some "audio" jokes...and


real life experiences or blunders. Don't be shy, I promise I'll laugh!
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Strictly speaking, this is not an "audio' joke but I have altered it to make it so.

What's the difference between a catfish and an audio snob?
One's a scum sucking bottom dweller, and the other is a catfish!
Ok, more a musician joke, fellow keyboard players will be able to relate best:

How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
Make him read sheet music.

What do you call a guitar player without a wife or girlfriend?
Homeless.

What do you say to a guitar player in a three piece suit?
"Would the defendant please rise?"
How many audio snobs does it take to bias a set of 6922's?
None. They're solid state guys - TUBES? we don't need no steenkin' tubes.