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Why did I get married?

I love my wife but WTF? Does anyone else have a problem with the old lady constantly whining? The volume has been turned down twice tonight to the point where I need to put a stethascope up to the speaker to hear it. I might have to try one of those herbal vaporizers as posted in another thread. Does anyone know of a legal way to sedate her after 8 PM?
donjr
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racamuti
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Uh Oh!
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has2be
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That,s a problem that,s easily licked. Try licking the problem from 7 till 8.... then sit back and enjoy the music! Cheers.
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russ69
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This is not looking good..........
213cobra
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This should have been sorted out before you tied the knot.

My wife suggested I should spring for a $3,000 tonearm today....or spend a little more.

Phil
buconero117
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Obviously your pre-marriage counseling was incomplete. You failed to take her to a least five audio shows, these always are 'breakins'. Also, you did not take her to at least ten audio shops. Those visits would have proven that you are 'audio weird' and will never settle for listening at anything less then 85db. Headphones have been suggested. These will not work as she will accuse you of ignoring her any time you put them on. Sadly, you have entered into the audio version of Dante's Inferno, the hell part that is. There is no hope, except a quick divorce.
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