"....and just What makes you think I'm not human anyway?"
*Shifting position on the chair....tail getting kinked....*
The one minute power failure over the entire planet was finally ascribed to a surprise surge of sunspots on the opposite face of the sun, unseen from human monitoring stations. These stations are being checked to make the potential recurrence of this event unlikely to not be predicted in the future.
( But that was just the 'official version' that Didn't explain why every cell phone everywhere in the regional language displayed:
F all y'all
or words to that effect, later blamed on a glitch....)
In short, don't take it personally...when asked, I usually mark 'Other'....