Just place a slab of cheese on the stylus ,crack open a PBR, watch Aaron Rodger’s highlights on YouTube and you’ll be fine.
Or…I spent a few days in Madison last fall just bicycling around and passed by a couple of places that looked like they could help. One place also sold LPs and I bought one so later I can check the sticker info on the album cover if that isn’t to far for you
University Audio and HiFi Haus are two possibilities in Madison